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What's poppin' motherfucking cock shephards. Listen up. We've noticed that the TRAMP! ladies are always keeping they' style fresh. However, what the fuck, guys, this isn't a hockey club social. Anyone caught in a university hoody / sweatband / soiled t-shirt will not be coming in this week. In fact, we'll lock you in the cage at the bottom of the stairs and get the bar staff to poke you with things.
LIVE THIS WEEK
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This Wednesday live & direct from the Big Smoke TRAMP! presents Trash Fashion.
Rippling Torsos, Spandex, Furious Riffing, Electro Rock. It's Good !
Be sure not to have dinner, as you'll be EATING THEIR SKILL!!! You can download
mp3s from their website ! DO IT !
http://www.trash-fashion.com
ALSO EXPECT FAT SERVINGS OF THE FOLLOWING.
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Yukari Fresh - Break
Bloc Party - Banquet
VHS or Beta - Night On Fire
Daft Punk - Human After All
Etienne De Crecy - Someone Like You (Benny Benassi remix)
Superthriller - Smoking Kills
Konk - Baby Dee
Felix da Housecat - Ready To Wear
Whitey - Y.U.H.2.B.M.2
International DJ Gigolos - The Bomb
Chromeo - Woman Friend
Tiefschwarz - Micky Mouse
Ian Dury & The Blockheads - Sex & Drugs & Rock n' Roll
GUESTLIST
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Stop moaning about the queue, and get on the guestlist!
http://www.birdsick.com/guestlist.html
£4 on the door.
Yours sincerely,
TRAMP!
PS
UPCOMING SHOWS..
WEDNESDAY MARCH 2ND
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The pant wettingly awesome Chromeo. Next week. Advance tickets from
www.ticketline.co.uk or 0870 444 5556. Roadblock type scenario anticipated. Buy
now or forever be a goose.
www.chromeo.net for info & mp3s !
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Dear Tramp,
I quite like your night, I've even been once or twice. I'm more than happy to recieve updates letting me know what's on and I'm wetly anticipating Chromeo. But please. Please. Stop. Writing. Like. This. Motherfucking cock shephards? It's not ironic or avant garde or "street", it's not any of the things you were aiming for. It's painful to read and it's turning you into a laughing stock. You've also spelled "shepherds" wrong. Save yourselves. Now.
Lillian.
I mean, honestly. Every fucking email I get from them it's all "mofo" this, "bitchez" that. I'm not offended, I'm embarrassed, they're like the new, weedy kids trying to impress the big guys in the school playground. I don't care if they're taking the piss. And yeah, electro rock is good in my opinion, and I like their playlist, but it's not "cutting edge" or "avant garde" and whatever they're stressing on their website. It's easy success. I mean, they're nice, chatty guys but they really are being ridiculed. Saying all this, can't wait for Tramp next Wednesday. CHROMEO!
I await their reply.