Dear Jesus

[lillobo]

Please save me from your followers!  They are quite whacked, you know.  Not fully playing with a full deck.  The lights are on, but no one's home.  The dullest tool in the shed.  Not exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer, so what is a girl to do?

I can only sit in silence for so long, before my forked tongue will get the best of me.  According

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[riseabove]

yuck.

also: I heard this one in a movie tonight "not the brightest disciple in the bible" and it made me LOL IRL.

[lillobo]

LOL, that's a good one!

You know, I'm this close to defriending her. I mean, I hardly know the woman; she's like from highschool and I don't even think she was in my grade! I think she was in my brother's class. It's creepy, there's quite a few of my old highschool classmates on my FB that are really religious. It's almost to the point that everything they write, they give credit to Jesus or God. I suffer from constant eyeroll! lol

[riseabove]

Oh my... that's a little extreme...