If I was paid to do useless things (like the list below), I'd be a billionaire by now

[lillobster]

bold what you've done:

Bought everyone in the pub a drink.
Swam with wild dolphins.
Climbed a mountain.
Taken a Ferrari for a test drive.
Held a tarantula.
Taken a candlelit bath with someone.
Hugged a tree.
Done a striptease.
Bungee jumped.
Visited Paris
Watched a lightning storm at sea.
Stayed up all night long and watched the

Comments

[foodalright]

you fucking german.