Pavlov's Remote

[lillyankh]

This was anon but I don't mind any more! Fill for this prompt over at the kink meme.

Title: Pavlov's Remote
Rating: Uh, I'm terrible with the foreign rating systems. 15 for sexual content and swearing.
Words: 2308
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Spoilers: None
Summary: John finds an interesting way to keep Sherlock from being rude. Lestrade is rather disturbed by

Comments

[lillyankh]

I would pay good money to see this.

[lillyankh]

Oh God if you could get me that job I would make THE SLASHIEST EPISODE IN THE HISTORY OF TIME.

[melawen_c]

THIS IS FANTASTIC. :D Lestrade is great - so disturbed, yet he can't not think about it. And, of course John & Sherlock are devious and immature enough to try this at a crime scene. ♥

Brown hair... brown ha... oh for Christ's sake can't you connect the dots yourself for once?!”
*snickers* Love it.

[lillyankh]

Why thank you, my dear! Well, if you were in that situation, would you be able to think of anything else? XD

[ourdramaqueen]

OH MY GOD!!!! *giggles helplessly*

So, what *were* they using, in your mind? Remote controlled vibe? E-stim? Something different? *is dying to know* DUH I should read the prompt... ;)

[lillyankh]

Hahaha, thanks :D

I know the prompt explains it, but I thought that they were specifically using a love egg.

[wastingyourgum]

...John being some kind of kinky dominatrix ordering a heavy-lidded, submissive Sherlock and possibly there was leather involved and FUCK NO STOP THINKING, YOU ARE A HETEROSEXUAL MAN AND THIS IS REALLY DISTURBING.

Does not get any less funny the more I read it...

Bravo! Poor Lestrade.

[lillyankh]

Thank you! I think he might need some kind of trauma counselling after this.

[how_to_shine]

oh, wow, i just sat here giggling like a girl...the way Lestrade tried to make things better and basically just annihilated Sherlock just cracked me up...so well written!

[lillyankh]

Hehe, thank you so much! Glad I made you laugh. Poor old Lestrade, he does try.