Around 7 yesterday I decided to screw my homework and watch TV.
Mistake.
I go into my living room upstairs to lower the curtains because my Mom likes me to do that when she is working late, so I did.
But then I suddenly my foot felt all warm.
So I turn on a light and look down... and guess what I stepped in suckas?
Yeah. Dog throw up.
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If you follow my lead, by the time you are 17 you'll be a full-fledged prison living convict.
Please don't.
You would get raped way too often with that hot body.
I'm so glas you didn't get in trouble today.
I don't know what I wouldv'e done.
This weekend = incestuous sex + booze + gropage.
Delish.
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The pepper spray they used on my when I tried to escape must be messing with my senses...
That or my boozin days are destroying my tender brain cells.
No, it's definitely the pepper spray....
Lucky for you you weren't caught in the scuffle...
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I should die.
Enough said.
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hot weekend ahead. eff. i have to babysit Sat, I'll come over after.
def fri though
pure. hotness.
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"Oh, you forgot to pay for it?"
good try little lynn.
im lookin forward to the lezzy lovin this weekend.
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Also, you are an awesome friend and way too nice so if you say you aren't ever again I'll punch you in the face.
...and then rape you because you are hot like that.
<3, your Lezzy Lover
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or the papers?
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sucks about your cut though, I'm sure we can take your mind off it this weekend ;)
um. you are hot.
'nuff said.
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