Touch me in the mornin' and then just walk away ( Read more... )

After having a good chat to the point where I could no longer feel my ass from sitting in the chair too long, I decided I would try to go to sleep "early" at 1AM. I took two OTC sleepy helpers and guess what my body said?

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SLEEP!"

Good times.

Where did Katrina money go? What's been done in NOLA ( Read more... )

"Henceforth and from now on, I decree that whenever something bad happens to me, there shall be bunnies around."- Jesushttp://www.amazon.com/Lamb-Gospel-According-Christs-Childhood/dp/

First of all, the shootings in CO yesterday were tragic and sad. No one deserves to be gunned down like that ( Read more... )

I found this on Craigslist...quite amusing ( Read more... )

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours ( Read more... )

I have a class starting monday and am short on fundage until the 16th. I prefer to borrow, but can buy if you don't need the money ASAP ( Read more... )

Who in the hell do I have to fuck to get a damn pair of mary janes that don't have a fucking wedge? Who? Who I say ( Read more... )

No, this isn't my new occupation. I've been chosen with five other women at The Women's College to be a lantern bearer for the annual Hanging of the Greens. They choose 2 first-years (not as in Hogwarts but because many of us enter with transfer credits), 2 sophomores, and 2 juniors to light the way for the seniors. This is a big honor and I'm ( Read more... )