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.::How tall are you?
5'1"
.::Have you ever smoked heroin?
No..
.::Do you own a gun?
Nope, but Elliott does.
.::Have you ever been arrested?
Nu uh.
.::Rehab?
Nope.
.::How many of your friends have committed suicide?
None to my knowledge..
.::Do you shave your crotch?
I believe that is none of your business.
.::Would you fuck someone in a cemetery?
Well, they'd have to be more than just a "someone."
.::Who is your favorite villain?
I don't like the bad guys. ;P
.::Pesci or Devito?
Devito
.::Do you ever punch yourself?
Not on purpose.
.::Have you ever killed an animal?
Not sure, but again, not on purpose.
.::Are you Irish?
Maybe a sixteenth, or something.
.::Who would you punch if you could?
I'm not all about the violence thing.
.::What do you think of hot dogs?
They're so gross, yet so delicious at the same time...
.::What's your favorite Christmas song?
"Baby, it's cold outside..."
.::What is your favorite smell?
Food? ;)
.::What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Hot chocolate, or a milkshake.
.::Would you go to SF or NYC right now if you had the chance?
If I had the choice, I'd sit on the couch all day, 'cause my back is mad sore fer rerr.
.::What's your favorite college football team?
Fighting Squirrels!
.::Do you do pushups?
My shoulder snaps and pops and such, so I'm too afraid to try.
.::Do you ever fantasize about murder?
lol, YES. ALL THE TIME.
.::Would you fuck Sammy's Mom if you could?
Uhm...
Have you ever done ecstasy?
Nope.
.::Are you straightedge?
Pretty much, but no.
.::Are you vegan?
I'm too in love with burgers to answer that.
.::Whats the last thing you stole?
Cory doesn't steal things.
.::Do you ski or snowboard?
I've skiied before, but I wouldn't recommend taking me, lol.
.::What do you think of mustaches?
Facial hair on guys is bad news.
.::Do you use hair gel?
Nu uh.
.::Do you sniff cocaine?
Nope.
.::Who is your favorite serial killer?
Don't have one?
.::Do you believe in bigfoot?
Nope.
.::Have you ever made out with your friends bf or gf?
I'm still claiming that the situation was not entirely my fault..
It was middle school - kids are harsh. :\
.::Have you ever been caught mid-hump?
I don't think anyone would walk much further than the door if I was..
.::Have you been shot?
Nope.
.::Have you ever been hospitalized?
When I was younger, I had a membership card, lol...
.::Do you like painkillers?
Nope, though I guess they're helping me right now...
.::What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My sincerity? *shrug* I don't really "rope 'em in" ...
.::Have you ever lubed up your genitals with soy milk?
lol, wtf?
.::Do you own a knife?
Nope, but again, Elliott does. And he'd kick your butt. ;)
.::Have you played ghettopoly?
Haha, no.
.::Have you ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" or "hood"?
Do I look like I've ever bought drugs in the "ghetto" ?
.::Do you have A.D.D.?
I think I do sometimes, but they sure seem to think otherwise..
.::Have you ever had a head injury?
Several. The last one was not more than two days ago, actually.
.::How many virgins have you slept with?
Again, I don't think thats something that should be laundered.
.::Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
No...