you don't need to be SW geek to understand this
just to be funny.... while i sit here hoping i dont get sick
it can be funny for any non SW geek so don't worry... i promise you will atleast giggle.
Mace Windu: "And womp rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause I'll never eat the dirty mother*&!%#."
Chewbacca: "Anyone seen my friggin' flea collar?!?"
Leia: "Han, don't make the jump to lightspeed so quickly! I'm just getting warmed up here!"
Yoda: "Jedi Priest, am I! Fear not my light saber, young Anakin."
C-3PO: "Sir, if you won't be needing me for awhile, I'm going to go oil my joints, if you know what I mean."
Darth Vader: "Do you feel lucky today, Luke? Well... do you?"
Han Solo: "Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?!?"
Luke: "My father, eh? Are you willing to submit to a paternity test?"
Storm Trooper: "Does this battle armor make my ass look big?"
Yoda: "Truth, want you? Handle it you cannot!"
Obi-Wan: "Congratulations, Jar Jar. The Jedi University has chosen you to be the subject of their next biology lab."
Yoda: "My 'English for Dummies' book! Missing it is. Seen it, have you?"
Darth Gates: "Our Jedi clones are almost ready, too. Step forward, please: Windu 95, Windu 98, Windu 2000 and Windu XP."
Yoda: "Dude, was I talking weird again last night? I always talk like that when I'm wasted."
and the Number 1 Line We'd LOVE to Hear in a Star Wars Movie...
# Darth Vader: "Hello, AOL tech support? You have failed me for the last time..."