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I dedicate this entry to Chel cause i stole it from her.....
*AHEM*
1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot. 2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. 4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 5. There is no such thing as too much spooning. 6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D. 7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care. 8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint..we are either pissed off or just done with u. 9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary. 10. Grabbing our butt or boobs all the time does not turn us on. 11. Return favors: we massage, you massage.. and on down the line. 12. Respect us.. If you dont, youll be gone faster than youd know. 13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not. 14. Eye contact is key. 15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do. 16. Laugh at our jokes. 17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty. 18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers. 19. Listen to what we have to say, you will learn more than you think. 20. Do not start with us. You will not win. 21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so. 22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way. 23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! 24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. 25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. 26. We love surprises! 27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue. 28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most. 29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER! 30. Clean your room before we come over. 31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity. 32. We dont want to go "out" every night.. staying in with you is always nice.. 33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are. 34. If you dont work out.. your best friend could.. watch what you do. - NOT TRUE 35. You acting like an ass in front of your friends= you seeing my ass walk away from you and not giving u anything that night. 36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" 37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion. 38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend. Lol. 39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right. 40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough. 41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays. 42. Guys who are good cuddlers are a big plus 43. What you do at the beginning of a relationship will kick you in the ass later if you dont keep up the being sweet all the time..so be yourself from the start! 44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to. 45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware. 46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone. 47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot. 48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it. 49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you. 50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friend knows everything about you
live it, learn it, love it
*AHEM*
1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot. 2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. 4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 5. There is no such thing as too much spooning. 6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D. 7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care. 8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint..we are either pissed off or just done with u. 9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary. 10. Grabbing our butt or boobs all the time does not turn us on. 11. Return favors: we massage, you massage.. and on down the line. 12. Respect us.. If you dont, youll be gone faster than youd know. 13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not. 14. Eye contact is key. 15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do. 16. Laugh at our jokes. 17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty. 18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers. 19. Listen to what we have to say, you will learn more than you think. 20. Do not start with us. You will not win. 21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so. 22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way. 23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! 24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. 25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. 26. We love surprises! 27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue. 28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most. 29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER! 30. Clean your room before we come over. 31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity. 32. We dont want to go "out" every night.. staying in with you is always nice.. 33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are. 34. If you dont work out.. your best friend could.. watch what you do. - NOT TRUE 35. You acting like an ass in front of your friends= you seeing my ass walk away from you and not giving u anything that night. 36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!" 37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion. 38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend. Lol. 39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right. 40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough. 41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays. 42. Guys who are good cuddlers are a big plus 43. What you do at the beginning of a relationship will kick you in the ass later if you dont keep up the being sweet all the time..so be yourself from the start! 44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to. 45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware. 46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone. 47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot. 48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it. 49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you. 50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friend knows everything about you
live it, learn it, love it