everclear135: one of these days i'm going to smack him so hard with a frying pan and those exact words will be imprinted on them so it'll come off on him when i do hit him ( Read more... )

when a guy says he's "too busy" or "has too much going on"
it means
"i'm fucking someone right now, deal with it"

and sometimes it also means
"your supposed to be my friend and be ok that i'm fuckin someone that a few weeks ago i was tellin you how much i dispised, cuz your my friend"

You Are 28 Years Old
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bluedlphn227: o god ( Read more... )

i went over to angelas
then we went to the mall
heres the difference between angela and all my other friends

me: i wanna baaaaaaaby
all other friends: no, heres an egg take care of it for a day then we'll talk

me:i wanna baaaaaaaaaby
angela: i get to be godmother

**walking thru mall approaching baby/maternity store**
all other friends: **make me turn away ( Read more... )

but two different diets ( Read more... )

i'm going to giant in a minute
and i'm gonna make INCREDIBLE chicken salad
from scratch.
be jealous!!

you know what i hate ( Read more... )

danielle peck
heres to finding me a good man

We got a bucket of Corona
Enough stories to last all night
About the trials and tribulations
Of findin' Mr. Right
Of findin' a good man

Chorus

Here's to the liars and the cheaters
And the cold mistreaters
To the mama's boys who can't ( Read more... )

well we all know that airline is my favorite tv show EVER ( Read more... )