Can you pick it up?

[lilsis_deathgun]

......

[[You see a strange looking pistol lying on a table. What will you do?]]

>Pick it up
>Leave it alone
>Stick it in

[[OOC: Okay, basically Patti randomly decided to turn herself into a gun for no reason. People can come by and try to pick her up, but be aware that Liz and Kid will be the only people able to do so. To everyone else, the

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[magicbloomers]

>Pick it up

Finally, the perfect pistol for my act!

[lilsis_deathgun]

[The gun is incredibly heavy. It feels as if it not only weighs 500 kg, but is also super glued to the table.]

[magicbloomers]

Oof! I need to get in better shape! A magician has to be able to handle heavy weaponry!

[Still trying to pick it up]

[lilsis_deathgun]

[Try as she might, Trucy makes no progress to even make the gun budge. However, after a while, it looks like a snot bubble is coming from the gun, as if it's asleep.]

ZzZz.... ZZz... ZZzZzzZZz...

[hailbeautyqueen]

Dood, this thing must be broken.

> Stick it in
> Stick it in
> Stick it in
> Stick it in
> Stick it in
> Stick it in
> Stick it in
> Stick it in
> Stick it in

It's not working!

[lilsis_deathgun]

[The gun sends out a surge of electricity at the Hero Prinny.]

You're doing it wrong, asshole!

[hailbeautyqueen]

D-Dood!

> Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start

...

Shit, dood, why isn't any of this working?!

[lilsis_deathgun]

Cheat codes aren't allowed!

CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!

[chop_meister]

>Look at it closely, but don't touch it.

A gun? This doesn't seem very safe, especially with what's happened lately.

... Wait, that looks like Kid's symbol...

[lilsis_deathgun]

Don't ignore me, bitch!!

1/2

[chop_meister]

Ack!

[chop_meister]

It... talked?!

[bulletserenade]

((You can't have a gun lying around and expect Jr. to ignore it.))

Hey, what the...? Who just leaves a gun sitting around like this?!

>Pick it up

[lilsis_deathgun]

[Unfortunately for Jr., he cannot pick it up. He cannot even make it budge. Poor fella.]

[bulletserenade]

Okay. This is really weird.

[He grabs the gun with both hands, pulling with all his might.] Nnngh...! What the hell?!

[lilsis_deathgun]

[Still, there is no movement from the gun. In fact, it's stuck so much, that if Jr.'s grip were to slip, he might go flying backwards. But that is up to his mun to decide.]

[im_in_despair]

Leaving a firearm out in the open is dangerous! Is nobody thinking of the children?

[lilsis_deathgun]

[A vicious sounding voice comes from the gun]

Your momma is thinking of the children!

[im_in_despair]

If she was, I wouldn't have turned out like this!