Comments | lily213: Hey! Can I borrow your penis???

lily213

Hey! Can I borrow your penis???

Mar 30, 2005 16:38

Found this on some random website... (in my never-ending quest to improve my somewhat dry and extremely sarcastic sense of humor ( Read more... )

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luckdr4g0n March 31 2005, 02:52:01 UTC

"My genitals are comparable to Harvard University’s endowment - both are the largest of their kind, both are institutions that demand the respect of academics and undergraduate trollops, and both cannot be seen or used by anyone of low birth or intelligence, unless they work very hard to prove they are worthy."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! Holy fuk... I laughed so hard I stopped breathing!

PRICELESS!

lily213 March 31 2005, 05:14:28 UTC

tee hee!!! that was my favorite one!!!

hope you're breathing again!

yours,
vicki