Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, Hipsters
Circle I Limbo

General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Scientologists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The New York Yankees, Bill Gates, George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights

PETA Members, NAMBLA Members
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Creationists
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...just so I could vote for this guy!

Goth for Mayor

Breaking News! Boston terrorized by Mooninite Lite-Brites!

Seriously.

... that I am really glad my profs. house caught fire and she canceled our last two classes?
Yes?
What if I told you it was an 8:30 class, does that give me any redemption?
No?
Ah well, screw yall, I can sleep in tomorrow, snow or not.

Ha, Amanda says I am redeemed by the fact that its an 8:30 class. Score!

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My God, I love my uncle. In the words of Kymba, we are SOOO related!

"I'm gonna make a christmas tree martini, cuz tree rhymes with martini and gin rhymes with chriiist-maaas!"
-Ronna

Welcome to my horrifying world.
Happy Holidays,
Elise

The only thing that lasts longer than a friends love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.- R.K. Milholland

To all those I'm to stubborn to get over, and to all those I shouldn't have to.

Love,
Your friendly neighborhood Elise (don't leave the house without 'er!)

Tomorrow will be a day of blessings and peace! May you all have one of the calmest if not best days of your lives. I would greatly appreciate any comments regarding how your Nov. 14th goes, even if its just a Hi, what the hell are you on? post! I am just getting awesome vibes for tomorrow. Something wonderful will happen to everyone. So take a ( Read more... )