Me: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and theyre like, its better then yours, damn right, its better then yours...
Mom: I dont think so.
Me: What?
Mom: That your rack is better then mine.
Me Okaaaayyyy...(shudder)

Edit:Tim Burton + Johnny Depp + SWEENEY TODD! = BEST THING EVER!

Dear Guilford Financial Aid:

Please. Please just tell me SOMETHING! Its bad enough to not hear back from jobs. Your KILLING me here.

I miss everyone so much. I feel so stuck where I am.

Oh, whatever. This isnt even worth the energy of typing.

Hey, Lizzybear! Check out the new icon I made! Ill have to show it to you full sized, though.

Oh my God. i just met this guy at stop and shop who I was really good friends with in like 6th grade. None of you really understand the significance of this, but Im still freaking out.

So, i just realized that I have -$60 to my name in the world. I have to MAKE 60 in order to have the priviledge of saying I have no money.

Jesus Fucking Christ

Jesus Crist, it is becoming a drama filled night. I wish I was better at offering support and knew what to say other then Im sorry and Do you want me to choke a bitch? I wish i could be with you all for hugs and cuddling and mending of hearts.

In the meantime, can everyone just be cool to each other? Please?

After I calmed down, I realized my mother is right; I have a very good case for an appeal. I was suffering from untreated ADHD and severe depression and anxiety all last year. Im getting the help I need now. If there is a better case for giving me a second chance, I dont know what it is. I have to just not get discouraged.

I got a letter.
I lost all of my financial aid. Even my loans.
If my appeal fails I cant come back.
I dont know what Im going to do and I feel like Im going to die.
Oh God, I need someone right nw. Anyone.

1. I'll respond with something random about you ( Read more... )

Hey Lizzy, remember this!?

http://rectalwarts.blogspot.com/

I really want to see if we can come up with more to add.

Oh, anyone else whos interested, only check this out if you want to see just how demented my imagination can get.