A word of advice

[lilybelladonna]

The most important reason to stay slim, as tales both ancient and modern teach, is to be as unappetizing as possible to man-eaters

Comments

[realityanalyst]

"small, sentient morsels." Like Charlotte and Elise? Who now have free rein of you house while you sleep? Or are they the ones you're advising as you feed them up to seek out such morsels?