okay this is late but I thought it was goofy.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In October I helped
singinginthesky hide a body (-173 points). Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I gave
lucky_cheers a kidney (1000 points). Last Friday I broke
thetis_a_gogo's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-273 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
lilycat51