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[lilyground]

[A certain Chase Stein has been in his room for three months. Lily will have none of this. Chase is her big brother, and they need to start doing brothersister things, like eat cupcakes and play poker and... whatever brothers and sisters do together. Lily doesn't exactly have expertise in that department.

Knock knock, room 7240.]

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[lilyground]

[Um. No. Lily grabs the doorknob and pulls the door open. Thank Zeshat for battle loli strength.]

Chase, I'm not gonna let you spend the rest of the voyage in your room, okay? It's not that bad here! I promise! Just, come on, please?

[talkback_stein]

[He raises an eyebrow at the ease in which she just busts into his room, exposing the mess inside to the cruel, revealing light of the hallway.]

And if I don't?

[lilyground]

I can drag you the whole way.

[It's true!]

So get dressed?

[talkback_stein]

[He rolls his eyes.]

[That is so... not plausible, Lily!]

[lilyground]

[Uh-huh.

Scene cut to Lily dragging her used-to-be brother down the hallway towards the elevators. She's decided pulling him down the stairs would be cruel. Did I mention she didn't let him get dressed? Soon they're in the elevator on the way down to Deck 8.

Siblings!]

[talkback_stein]

[That made Chase talkative, all of a sudden - ankle firmly in the grasp of one Lily Worth.]

Let go of me! Let go of me right now! Do you hear me!? This is home invasion! You have invaded my home!! NAGHH--

[lilyground]

I have not!

[The doors shut, and Lily lets go. She stares down at him with crossed arms.]

I told you I'd drag you, Chase!

[talkback_stein]

[It's at that point that Chase makes his ShipNet post, using his communicator clipped to the elastic of his boxers.]

Everybody! Everybody!!

I am being kidnapped by an eleven year old girl!

[lilyground]

[FFF.]

I TOLD YOU I WOULD DRAG YOU CHASE, I'M NOT KIDNAPPING YOU I'M MAKING YOU EAT NORMAL FOOD - ZESHAT'S TEARS TURN YOUR COMM OFF!!

[She grabs for his comm. Fuck YOUUUUUUU.]

[talkback_stein]

Send help!

[He twists and rolls over onto his stomach, hugging his communicator to his chest with both hands, looking over his shoulder at Lily.]

[...then he sticks out his tongue at her.]

[lilyground]

[ChaaaaAAAAAASE!!!]

Nobody's gonna help you, you know!

[talkback_stein]

[He thinks about this for a second. Yeah, if an eighteen year old boy can't fend off an eleven year old girl, he's kindof beyond help, isn't he.]

...So?

[lilyground]

Ugggh!

[You are so insufferable. Coming from Lily, that's saying something.]

What have you been eating? When did you last have dinner?

[Once they're in Kuma-Ko she is so taking his communicator.]

[talkback_stein]

[Chase soon becomes moderately docile to Lily dragging him by the ankle, replying to responses on ShipNet as they went along to spite the wicked rug burn he was getting.]

A couple hours ago.

[Or was that breakfast...?]

[lilyground]

... Nuh-uh.

[Yes, Chase, that was prrrobably breakfast. They finally reach Kuma-Ko. A bear holds up two claws, and Lily nods.]

You'd better eat a lot while we're here, okay, Chase?

[She looks down at him, serious as a heart attack.]

If I let go, are you gonna run away?

[talkback_stein]

[He looks up at her, sardonically;]

Probably.

[They're something of a sight to see right now - Lily, talking down to Chase about eating properly, the latter of which hungover like nothing else and in nothing but his Iron Man boxers.]