VERTILINE [ 2 ]

Jan 22, 2011 17:21

[The comm clicks on to broadcast the voice of a very distressed Lily. Well, "distressed" is an understatement. She sounds absolutely frantic.]

CAN MICE CLIMB TREES?

[See, it's relevant because she's high up in a tree somewhere, hiding from the mayhem. You may be thinking, but Lily is a battle loli! Surely she could fight the infestation! One ( Read more... )

!event, trees!, what the fuck is this shit, how does i normal?

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[Text] dovewithadream January 22 2011, 22:24:54 UTC
[Oh bunny! It's the young girl again and this time she sounds absolutely frantic.]

What is wrong? Are you alright?

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[ text ] lilyground January 22 2011, 22:25:59 UTC
i am bleding and i do not no how to stop!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[ text ] dovewithadream January 22 2011, 22:29:32 UTC
[Way to send her into a panic.]

You need a band-aid or maybe a bandage! How bad is it?

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[ text ] lilyground January 22 2011, 22:32:36 UTC
its not that bad but its bleding a lot

[By normal human standards it is. Lily has been so desensitized to pain that it feels like a scratch.

Except it's not.]

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fallintheriver January 22 2011, 22:27:12 UTC
Lick it.

[Folk remedy advice, get.]

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lilyground January 22 2011, 22:28:27 UTC
Really?

[LICK. Euuugh, that tastes bad.]

Are you sure?

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fallintheriver January 23 2011, 00:36:47 UTC
Yeah. Mine always feel better after they're licked.

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lilyground January 23 2011, 00:45:00 UTC
It feels fine. I mean, it doesn't hurt a lot. It's just bleeding. And I don't think licking it will stop the bleeding. That'll just... smear it. I think. [...] But I don't know.

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summonupastorm January 22 2011, 22:39:25 UTC
[YOU SOUND VERY YOUNG AND ARE CLEARLY IN A PANIC. This worries Yuna.

Normally, she'd suggest casting Cure, but since she can't actually do that here...]

Get a bandage or a piece of cloth and wrap it around the wound. Be sure to apply pressure.

Where are you? I'll try to find you and see if I can help. [Even amidst all this chaos, Yuna knows she can still make herself useful by helping someone who's been hurt.]

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lilyground January 22 2011, 22:45:36 UTC
I'm in a tree and I'm not coming down. There are evil mice and evil rabbits and I'm scared. So I'm staying here. Forever.

[Mostly forever.]

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summonupastorm January 22 2011, 22:51:40 UTC
[Ffffffffff.]

Where is the tree? [THERE ARE A LOT HERE, LILY. Still, if Yuna knows where it is, then she can get some bandages and bring them over there.]

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lilyground January 22 2011, 22:52:28 UTC
... In... the jungle...? I don't really know...

[A++]

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bellator_lucis January 22 2011, 22:50:16 UTC
[The Warrior is looking for you now, Lily.]

Put your sleeve over your hand and keep the pressure on it. The bleeding will stop on its own.

What can you see from your tree?

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lilyground January 22 2011, 22:53:35 UTC
[OH THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. Lily does that. Ow, that stings. Why does everyone tell her to put pressure on it? Won't that make it worse? Normal people are weird.]

Um... Other trees.

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bellator_lucis January 22 2011, 22:55:01 UTC
Can you see the temple?

[Please don't tell him you've gone too far into the jungle to be easily found.]

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lilyground January 22 2011, 23:10:26 UTC
N-no, I can only see other trees.

[Sorry!]

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knowsvinewhip January 22 2011, 23:22:57 UTC
Ah--!

Can you tell me where you are? I may be able to stop your bleeding, miss.

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lilyground January 23 2011, 00:44:10 UTC
I'm, uh - some people are coming for me. And the bleeding stopped. Mostly. Kind of. I mean, it's not like... gushing anymore. But - but thanks. Thanks a lot.

[W T F why are all the people so nice here?]

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knowsvinewhip January 23 2011, 02:03:42 UTC
That's good to hear. If you ever have need of it, I'm capable of closing wounds quite cleanly. And I'd be more than happy to help you, miss.

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lilyground January 23 2011, 02:33:08 UTC
Okay. Okay, thanks. Maybe after all the mice and stuff are gone. [If they ever are.] Because, um, this isn't really clean. [Pretty damn unsanitary, really.]

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