Just for comedy

Jul 06, 2010 10:45

This list from my terrible, horrible, no good, very bad June 30th ( Read more... )

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watersong73 July 6 2010, 21:05:03 UTC
Actually, I saw quite a few new tomatoes taking a stab at life out there today, until mosquitoes took a few jabs at me too. Any luck getting some more pee?

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chameleon613 July 6 2010, 23:45:33 UTC
I set my leg on fire

Wait, what?

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lilyofthewest July 7 2010, 00:10:17 UTC
I, um, well...things come with instructions for a reason. And when the instructions say not to spray something very flammable near your oven's pilot light, you should listen. Even if you failed to follow the directions before and it worked out just fine then. So, there was a big ::whoosh!::, and my right leg is now exceptionally hairless. Amazingly, I did not actually get burned.

But it sounds awfully dramatic to say, "I set my leg on fire", don't it?

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