I'm a victim!

[lilyx]

I was standing in the massive line at Sprinkles earlier today, and making small talk with the pleasant older blonde lady behind me. She was dressed impeccably in crisp white slacks and a black blouse

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[silent_facade]

So I'm on my way to El Paso and I stop at a gas station with a restaurant next to it in bumfuck, alabama. So I fill up and go inside to pay and I try to make small talk with the old white man behind the counter. I ask how the food was at the restaurant next door, and he tells me they've got burgers and whatnot....but no "tofu or anything like that"...I chuckle and leave.