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[limaceous]

Fucking shit balls...seriously, wad up some shit in a doughy ball and broil it. I've been having a hell of a day...this whole living your dream / having the coolest job on earth had spoiled me...I'm just not used to retail anymore...my thick skin of artificial niceness has been shat into the toilet of oblivion and flushed by the right hand of fate

Comments

[fuckgsus]

"Yes, 911? Yeah, I just realized I am an deaf albino retard and I'm feeling sort of salty."

HOLY SHIT I almost pooed myself just laughing my ass off.

Can I have your life please?

[lesion]

hahahahaha, this is truly the best yet. i miss youuuuu guysssssss so muchhhhh.

[limaceous]

Funny shit like this happens all the time in MN.

[luckyhoss]

Aw, Scott, quit that scum pond and fly away to your kick ass new job! Or at least get a more awesome second job.

Wait, what am I saying? I love Midway stories. On second thought, quit your awesome job and work full time at Midway!

[limaceous]

You can never leave the Midway! Never!

[rare_bit_fiend]

i'd watch your back dude, clearly this woman was a witch. she's probably allready cast some spell or curse on you designed to teach you a lesson about being nice to witches.

[limaceous]

Shit! You're right...I should have thought of this..she's probably buying some herbs and a dick-shaped candle at Magus Books right now! I'm fucked!

[rare_bit_fiend]

and i can't believe she was looking for this comic

[limaceous]

I love how it tantalizes us with the promise of "The Entire Story!"