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[limaceous]

Just dropping a quick note to say that our new neighbor is a drunken UFC fighter whos hobbies include:

Drinking vodka
Making out with his girlfriend in the street
Shaking my hand for way too long
And choking his dog

His name is Kelly and he enjoys driving a car with a broken side mirror and drinking giant blue slushies.

Comments

[rare_bit_fiend]

all right,you get to live next door to another jerky guy with a girls name.
wow great, this guy sounds rahahaHIIIighteous!
you guys should party all the time.

[limaceous]

Haha, yeah, Abbey said he is the new Corey.

[rare_bit_fiend]

heym i forgot to tell you, we'll have to postpone tonight's cleb fatties/surreal life/6 feet under, till tomarrow night. i can't do it tonight, but i'll record them.

[limaceous]

Oh yeahhhh? What are you doing tonight, if I might ask? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?