Florida

[limaceous]

Our decision on whether or not to move to Florida with FrightProps has been made much easier. I have been offered

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[bagelofdeath]

I'll continue to be about the same distance from you.

[limaceous]

Really? This can't be possible. I thought you lived in Canada? Unless Florida is so far south that we will actually be closer to Canada than we are now! Which might be true...I hear they elect alligators for mayors.

[bagelofdeath]

If I use my hand on the map, Jacksonville seems about the same distance.

But my method isn't very scientific.

[limaceous]

But right now I live in Minnesota....Your map is weird....or is your HAND weird?! That's it! You have mutant hands!

With a happy heart, congratulations and

[permavultur]

shotgun!

[fuckgsus]

oh man. congrats! That actually does sound like a sweet deal. get the guarantee IN WRITING though... you never know with this economy and the Depression we're having. that way, too, if you decide to fuck up and make sweet tentacle dildos (ahem, my birthday is coming up... like, in 10 months!) you can't get fired for it.

[limaceous]

Hmmmm...tentacle dildos, eh?

[aquavator]

Prepare to sweat profusely.

[limaceous]

Ugh, I know. Maybe I will sweat away all my fat and the next time you see me I will be the weird Florida version of myself, all thin and tan with super white teeth.

[aquavator]

I want to see a cottonmouth taxidermy by this time next year.

[boilingbabies]

:(

[limaceous]

Indeed

[luckyhoss]

Yeah, totally.