"When Jesus rose on the four..ith?" -Matt "Third." -Me "Yeah, the third day, he ate these delicious corn snacks, and then he jerked off." -Matt (silence for five seconds) "I'm pretty screwed on getting into heaven, huh?" -Matt
THINGS I LOVE: KITKATS OUTKAST WORLD OF WARCRAFT JOHN TRAVOLTA PHOTOZ SAM AND MERE BRIGID AND ASHLEY MATTHEW JOHN EVANS RILO KILEY C-TOWN YOUR FACE.
THINGS I HATE: HATEBREED YOUR FACE FAT FINGERS GREASY HAIR JELLO (WHAT THE FUCK!) ICED TEA (GO TO HELL!) MEMORIAL HIGH SCHOOL STUPID BOY FROM C-TOWN (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) PHYSICS.