tHIRTEEN || still remember their names and faces

[limerenceloli]

[Saya picks up the phone and FILTERS it from Massimo, Japan, Vince, and anyone else who watched the Latvia-eating episode SAYA KNOWS WHO YOU ARE ... except for you Latvia, you're not filtered.

Edit/: Apparently Kid and Yuuka aren't filtered either, the bastards.]

Would somebody like to teach Saya how to cook vegetarian?

Comments

[tsuntiger]

... Don't you just put a bunch of vegetables together and call it done?

[limerenceloli]

... this is a terrible answer.

[tsuntiger]

You're asking a terrible question. Vegetarian means vegetables.

[Missing the point? Maybe.]

[limerenceloli]

What? Vegetarian refers to someone who doesn't eat meat, fish, and shellfish.

[convallariaceae]

Vegetarian? Whatever for?

[YOU SHOULD BE FILTERED BUT SAYA HAS EXEMPTED YOU TOO]

[limerenceloli]

Saya should try to expand her dietary tastes and get more nutrients. She's still a growing girl~

[Pause.]

... Is that you, Mother Earth?

[You tried to kill her in their previous encounter. She does not appreciate this. ;_; But Godiko started it first so that's okay.]

[ringaroundrose]

I think I can help with a few things. Back home I live on my own, and a good diet is full of veggies!

[limerenceloli]

Ooooh, that would be wonderful~

May I ask who you are?

[ringaroundrose]

My name's Amy Rose. Saya's your name, right?

[limerenceloli]

Mh-hmm~

So do you eat any meat at all, Amy?

[Because she knows better than to address you by "Miss Rose". The cheerful, innocent voice it gives it away that Amy isn't looking for formalities.]

[muertederojo]

Cooking? Do you plan on creating a dinner or two for someone, Miss Saya? How sweet of you.

[limerenceloli]

Mister Kimbley! [Sounding just so happy to see you. Granted, he's someone who doesn't know about her cannibalistic habits so his misconception throws her off for a moment.]

Ah... yes, actually~ I want to learn how to cook for someone special~

[muertederojo]

*He grins and chuckles into the phone*

Someone special, hm? That's rather thoughtful.

[limerenceloli]

Haha, thank you~

[Perhaps you can hear her blushing over the phone.]

Are you familiar with the art of food preparation?

[covets_humanity]

Vegetarian? What, trying to go on a diet?

[limerenceloli]

Yes!

Would you like to go on one with me, Envy?

[covets_humanity]

Nope, sorry! Not fat.

[limerenceloli]

Oh, but we could be diet buddies! Help each other out with achieving our personal goals, count our calories together!