if john wayne was gay. 22. killed zombies. and killed said zombies in london... he might look something like this...

( bam bam zombie hoes )

holy crap! i'm 22. not 20. i dunno why i typed that up in my last entry... i'm just a complete idiot. haha! 22!

well today was the big two-oh. been a pretty quiet birthday but sadly it's been more eventful than the norm for me. haha. got a couple nice cards and now i'm going out for grub and drinks with a couple friends. tomorrow davey and i are going to dinner... though we normally do on wednesday nights so maybe we'll have to go some where different ( Read more... )

no internet at home for a week. just when i can get to the coffee shop. or when i get connected to some free wifi here at the apartment... mwahaha.

holy god almighty on a stick of doom roasting over an open fire. how i want to push a bazillion people into the street as bus comes flying down the street. first off there's no need to lie to me. i'll still be your friend if you just tell me the truth. seriously. stop the lies. next is work. i hate it there. fucking a. can i be treated any ( Read more... )

phoenix. how i hate you. let me count the ways ( Read more... )

well tomorrow i fly to phoenix. making a pit stop in san francisco. but my flight leaves at eight in the evening. i'm so hoping i can get an earlier flight. if you get a phone call from me just wanting to shoot the shit - that means i got stranded some where in the middle of my attempt to go stand by. go me.

just ran three miles at the gym and left the store with a salad and an orange. slim logan. here. i. fucking. come ( Read more... )

day number two of going back to the gym. my legs and ass hurt right now. haha. i gotta keep this up though - need to get in better shape. bought these new ringer undies that are totally gorgeous but my body isn't working them right now. so that's my goal - look good in the new undies. i know, i know... totally lame ass goal. ( get it? lame ( Read more... )

now my old company calls and asks me to come back in to discuss another career with them after they laid me off. they told me they want me to come back because i was a productive member of the team, blah blah blah. but the kicker is that it's less money. i can live off it... but not well. so tomorrow i'm going in to talk to HR and the manager ( Read more... )