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[limey_alfred]

Oh no, I'm being crushed under an enormous amount of paperwork! Noooo! I have achieved so little in my short and almost-prosperous life! I didn't even get to buy a tea company and sell high-quality Earl Gray! Aaaaaah

Comments

[tout_que_jaime]

What about fear of metaphorical death by paperwork? Or indirectly caused death by paperwork? Where will your charms be then?!

[limey_alfred]

Charms can only protect against so much, old chap! Paperwork is a cruel and uncaring mistress.

[tout_que_jaime]

It's brutal. So brutal.

[limey_alfred]

Such is the price we pay for comfortable chairs.

[limey_alfred]

Of course not, Miss Boleyn, I would enjoy teaching you the charms, they are quite handy.

[limey_alfred]

Whenever suits you shall be perfectly fine.