Re: DoruBara 1
Since Rodrigo isn't talking to me again I had to distract myself with something to avoid getting mad and sad and just leave him his time alone.
So enter Show-chan and Dorubara's first episode review and translations!!!
It's long so be warned
We start with them in the locker room
We see Show-chan in his undies :D
Show: I've been a seiyuu 10something years but it's the first time I expose myself in shortpants!
Tera: what are we going to do?
Show: in our industry we are prone to be lacking excersice so let's measure our physical strenght and the one that's the best physically will become the leader of the show. Anyway I'm going in the tub first...
Awww we all know he's the leader.
Show: You've never been to a gym haven't you?
Tera: nah
Show: no?
Kaji: First time.
Show: never?
Both: nope, never.
Show: me neither.
They meet Ichigeki's (the gym's) representative Sakuma-san.
Sakuma:It'll be a physical competiton. how much muscles you have, how much fat you have.. you're body's data. That's first.
Then were gonna do some interesting things
All:interesting things?!
interesting things using us?!
Show:we're going to do some interesting things?
Sakuma:yeeeah..
Show:hey sensei, your doing such a serene face but there's a Demon lurking isn't it?
Then there's the basic body check of the three
It was the first time he used such a machine ahaha he felt naked or something.
Show asks how they think they did
Kaji: I don't think I'll turn out very good...
Show: yeah but you're the youngest...though I was a little bit worried, when I first met him he was a bit plump
Me on the outside may look a bit bad but numerically I think I'll really be something.
Show-chan then narrates: I shouldn't have said that, I'm regretting it. Let's see the numbers.
Sakuma: ok the first important thing please look at your body fat percentage
Show: what's the average
Sakuma: it depends but 10~20%
Kaji: 16.6%
Tera: 18.2%
Show: ...
He's hiding it XD
Show: I wasn't supposed to be like this!...22.4% The most shocking word was MILD OBESITY (I LOLed) I'm sorry about laughing about you (to Kaji)
Kaji: I'm average
Show: boring, what does he do? he's moderate.
Then Terashima says something about his lower half of the body that I didn't get but I really don't care ahaha.
Show: low protein levels, low mineral levels and and low body water, it's all because of alcohol right?
Morikubo Shoutaro(34) is this level of a man. XD
Personally I think that's the cutest thing ever in Show-chan. Only he can pull that off. Being lame and cute at the same time.
Lung capacity test
Show: what's the average?
Sakuma: 3000~4000cc
Show: ever since the show started this is going in an unexpected direction...
A trainer comes it to show how it works (4300)
Show-chan says that that's the ability of a top trainer but that still that's a little subtle since he's surrounded by seiyuu ;)
Kaji goes first.
Kaji:4400! well I'll start as a top trainer then! oh but the record will go up and up cause next is my senpais! Morikubo will go all the way to the 10,000something! (awww Kaji I'm starting to like you too)
Terashima's turn.
Tera:5000!
Show-chan's a bit nervous cause he doesn't like how it's flowing but he'll take the challenge
Show: 3100....
Is this kind of man ok? Do you like this miserable man?
I do like this kind of man XD
Speed Test
Show-chan want's to go first cause he wants to end this trend and Kaji said he can't... and that provokes him!
Terashima is first and he complains at first cause it's too slow but then he gets scared as it starts speeding up!
Sakuma says that since there's still no inclination it must be ok but soon after he gives up.
They stopped but Terashima still feels like he's moving xD
His results: speed:11.5km inclination:6 degrees
Then Kaji reaches max speed really fast, pretty good.
His results: 16km, 7.5degrees
Show-chan asks if it's hard and Kaji says yes XD
He narrates: It's just running and why am I doing such a concerned face. Well I haven't done it in my life.
Show-chan starts running!
at 7km he decides it's good to take a rest from time to time lol and the second time he rests again at 7km he accidentally pushes the stop button...
Kaji: you pressed the stop button!
Show:Who?!
Kaji: you said let's rest a bit and then Bip!
Then there's a slow motion replay of that moment ahahaha
The result was: not very fast ahahaha
enter idiotic doll show! let's skip that.
Adductor test
All:what's adductor?
Sakuma: that's the innerpart of your upperleg
Since we're all here we'll see who can lift the most
Show: What's with your laugh? (to Sakuma) you're smiling!
Sakuma:yeah
Show: what's with yeah!? you're sadistic (S) aren't you!?
Sakuma's "S" is Super"S"!
First Kaji and he get's a cramp right away lol anyway Show-chan says that he kind of looks silly that he should say something cool when he closes he's legs
Now you just have to see that part XD omg
Anyway he lifted 50kg
Now Terashima and he did kind of the same XD
Now Show-chan! He says that up until now he's been pretending (to be bad)
---and he couldn't lift it. He couldn't believe both had lifted it. He still said it's line when he "closed" his legs.
Show: that's not 50kg...
Sakuma: it's 50kg...
Hence he tries again and fails XD
Show: no way that's 50kg
All: it's 50kg!
just as expected lol
Anyway Kaji decides to try more and eventhough he did lifted more and was satisfied Show-chan suggest more and Sakuma the sadistic man approved.
Poor Kaji, anyway he couldn't but he had a good mark. 86.4kg
At the end the winner was Kaji cause he had pretty good lower body strength.
Show: well let's go home
Kaji: what about that leader thing?
Show: meanwhile... let's go drink some beer.
They'll decide who's the leader next time XD
Next one will deffinately be shorter lol, I took my time here.
So enter Show-chan and Dorubara's first episode review and translations!!!
It's long so be warned
Click to viewWe start with them in the locker room
We see Show-chan in his undies :D
Show: I've been a seiyuu 10something years but it's the first time I expose myself in shortpants!
Tera: what are we going to do?
Show: in our industry we are prone to be lacking excersice so let's measure our physical strenght and the one that's the best physically will become the leader of the show. Anyway I'm going in the tub first...
Awww we all know he's the leader.
Show: You've never been to a gym haven't you?
Tera: nah
Show: no?
Kaji: First time.
Show: never?
Both: nope, never.
Show: me neither.
They meet Ichigeki's (the gym's) representative Sakuma-san.
Sakuma:It'll be a physical competiton. how much muscles you have, how much fat you have.. you're body's data. That's first.
Then were gonna do some interesting things
All:interesting things?!
interesting things using us?!
Show:we're going to do some interesting things?
Sakuma:yeeeah..
Show:hey sensei, your doing such a serene face but there's a Demon lurking isn't it?
Then there's the basic body check of the three
It was the first time he used such a machine ahaha he felt naked or something.
Show asks how they think they did
Kaji: I don't think I'll turn out very good...
Show: yeah but you're the youngest...though I was a little bit worried, when I first met him he was a bit plump
Me on the outside may look a bit bad but numerically I think I'll really be something.
Show-chan then narrates: I shouldn't have said that, I'm regretting it. Let's see the numbers.
Sakuma: ok the first important thing please look at your body fat percentage
Show: what's the average
Sakuma: it depends but 10~20%
Kaji: 16.6%
Tera: 18.2%
Show: ...
He's hiding it XD
Show: I wasn't supposed to be like this!...22.4% The most shocking word was MILD OBESITY (I LOLed) I'm sorry about laughing about you (to Kaji)
Kaji: I'm average
Show: boring, what does he do? he's moderate.
Then Terashima says something about his lower half of the body that I didn't get but I really don't care ahaha.
Show: low protein levels, low mineral levels and and low body water, it's all because of alcohol right?
Morikubo Shoutaro(34) is this level of a man. XD
Personally I think that's the cutest thing ever in Show-chan. Only he can pull that off. Being lame and cute at the same time.
Lung capacity test
Show: what's the average?
Sakuma: 3000~4000cc
Show: ever since the show started this is going in an unexpected direction...
A trainer comes it to show how it works (4300)
Show-chan says that that's the ability of a top trainer but that still that's a little subtle since he's surrounded by seiyuu ;)
Kaji goes first.
Kaji:4400! well I'll start as a top trainer then! oh but the record will go up and up cause next is my senpais! Morikubo will go all the way to the 10,000something! (awww Kaji I'm starting to like you too)
Terashima's turn.
Tera:5000!
Show-chan's a bit nervous cause he doesn't like how it's flowing but he'll take the challenge
Show: 3100....
Is this kind of man ok? Do you like this miserable man?
I do like this kind of man XD
Speed Test
Show-chan want's to go first cause he wants to end this trend and Kaji said he can't... and that provokes him!
Terashima is first and he complains at first cause it's too slow but then he gets scared as it starts speeding up!
Sakuma says that since there's still no inclination it must be ok but soon after he gives up.
They stopped but Terashima still feels like he's moving xD
His results: speed:11.5km inclination:6 degrees
Then Kaji reaches max speed really fast, pretty good.
His results: 16km, 7.5degrees
Show-chan asks if it's hard and Kaji says yes XD
He narrates: It's just running and why am I doing such a concerned face. Well I haven't done it in my life.
Show-chan starts running!
at 7km he decides it's good to take a rest from time to time lol and the second time he rests again at 7km he accidentally pushes the stop button...
Kaji: you pressed the stop button!
Show:Who?!
Kaji: you said let's rest a bit and then Bip!
Then there's a slow motion replay of that moment ahahaha
The result was: not very fast ahahaha
enter idiotic doll show! let's skip that.
Adductor test
All:what's adductor?
Sakuma: that's the innerpart of your upperleg
Since we're all here we'll see who can lift the most
Show: What's with your laugh? (to Sakuma) you're smiling!
Sakuma:yeah
Show: what's with yeah!? you're sadistic (S) aren't you!?
Sakuma's "S" is Super"S"!
First Kaji and he get's a cramp right away lol anyway Show-chan says that he kind of looks silly that he should say something cool when he closes he's legs
Now you just have to see that part XD omg
Anyway he lifted 50kg
Now Terashima and he did kind of the same XD
Now Show-chan! He says that up until now he's been pretending (to be bad)
---and he couldn't lift it. He couldn't believe both had lifted it. He still said it's line when he "closed" his legs.
Show: that's not 50kg...
Sakuma: it's 50kg...
Hence he tries again and fails XD
Show: no way that's 50kg
All: it's 50kg!
just as expected lol
Anyway Kaji decides to try more and eventhough he did lifted more and was satisfied Show-chan suggest more and Sakuma the sadistic man approved.
Poor Kaji, anyway he couldn't but he had a good mark. 86.4kg
At the end the winner was Kaji cause he had pretty good lower body strength.
Show: well let's go home
Kaji: what about that leader thing?
Show: meanwhile... let's go drink some beer.
They'll decide who's the leader next time XD
Next one will deffinately be shorter lol, I took my time here.