el corazon

[liname]

american dinooooosaauuuurrrsssss

ELEGANT BALLOONS!!!!?

marijuana? breakfast for mexicans.

tyrant babies

hey! where's the funeral?!!

hahahahahahaha

add some more or complete the jokes (i would totally mess them up) if you were there.

Comments

[poetry_power]

OF COURSE I had a giant lollipop!

They don't call him Speedy for nothin'!

Dear Alarm Clock, thank you for waking me up in the morning. It's too bad you can't read this, because you are a thing.

"Get it together!"
"I know, right?"

"It's just you and me, man."

Uncle Jesse? Really? That's the man you want to sleep with for the rest of your life?

You can do anything... unless you're a girl.

Let Hitler live.

[liname]

excellent contributions, yo.

how about one final dinner before the year is over?