TwitFic 12 02 2012
#1: random_yayness: When he read the fic with the gear shift, Richard had to talk himself out of his first impulse, which was to ask James if that could _work_.
#2: linane: "Hammond! What have you done with my spanners?!" Richard appeared in the garage wearing nothing but a towel."Sorry mate, it was an impulse." In the spirit of Christian forgiveness James eventually let it go, but only after he'd come on Richard's face. Twice.
#3: linane: ‘Every fairy tale was meant to have a happy ending’, Richard thought, leaning out of his tower and watching his prince-to-be fall over and very nearly take off his manly bits with the chainsaw he was waving about. But he couldn't resist the impulse to help the convention a bit by throwing a couple of hand grenades at his guarding dragon and yelling about where the land mines were buried.
#4: linane: He stares at the road - naked Hammond; drives hard - naked Hammond. Smokes a fag & unzips, irresistible images in his head of naked Hammond.
#5: likemycoffee: Doctor Clarkson noted the desire in Master Richard's eyes as Reverend James approached. Very interesting he thought. Very interesting indeed.
#6: linane: The last thing James expected to see when he opened his hotel room door in India was a soaking wet, naked Hammond. "Yep." Richard nodded. "The Top Gear Orangutan strikes again. He's taken all my clothes & my key -mph!" James had him pinned & snogged while Jeremy closed the door.
#7: likemycoffee: James didn't often like advertising things but Swarfega wanted to pay him lots money to stare at an oily Richard so who was he to complain?
#8: linane: Richard stared doubtfully at the wiring connecting the buttplug inside him to the power pack. "And you're sure I'm not going to die in a particularly interesting manner from this?" "Yep." James nodded. Richard yelped when Jeremy flicked the switch and turned the knob to the max.
#9: likemycoffee: James hated it when Richard left the bed in the morning to go to the gym but he loved Richard's new body and showed him when he returned.
#10: wyvernchick: The first time Jeremy suddenly gave him flowers, James had to check no one had replaced his Sure with Impulse. Then again, it wasn't as if Jeremy was a man he'd never met before, was it? He could only conclude, therefore, that the act was in fact premeditated...
#11: likemycoffee: James May's rules for baby Stig care: 1) Slinky toys are excellent for teaching the principle of downstairs travel. Upstairs not so much.
#12: wyvernchick: Jeremy approves of Richard's new penchant for tight jeans & clinging t-shirts. They make it so much easier to picture him naked as he wanks.
#13: wyvernchick: James just wants to sleep now, but Richard's hard cock is rubbing insistently between his arsecheeks again. He rolls over with a sigh. "OK then," he concedes. "But if we're late for the shoot tomorrow, it's your fault. And you're never having coffee before bedtime again."
#14: likemycoffee: James May's rules for baby Stig care: 2) do not allow Jeremy or Richard to expose the baby to any animals without proper safety equipment.
#15: wyvernchick: At times, Richard just can't control himself. This sometimes means throwing a punch in a crowded bar, and sometimes it means snogging Jeremy.
#16: wyvernchick: The secret to Stig's speed? When he wires himself into a car, it's the closest he gets to ecstasy. The better it feels, the faster he goes.
#17: likemycoffee: Every superhero has an alter ego. Superman has Clark Kent; Spiderman has Peter Parker; the Stig has James May.
#18: sofish_sasha: He wasn't wired to feel love, or any other emotion. But, like Wall-E, he was starting to develop the electronic equivalent of a soul.
#19: wyvernchick: "No," whined Richard,"It has to be both of you and it has to be now. They're picking up the Zonda this afternoon & we HAVE to fuck over it!"
#20: wyvernchick: "I love you," Jeremy murmured,but clamped his hands over his mouth too late to stop the words escaping when he saw the shock on James' face.
#21: linane: "I love you too, you cock."James smiles eventually, fighting down the impulse to kiss his co-presenter. "I could love you even better at home.
#22: daemonwildcat: The first time was during a 'drunken workshop' night at James'. Sim didn't think about it, just pressed James against the wall & kissed him.
#23: daemonwildcat: Laid open before Sim, Stig shuddered in pleasure as Sim began touching him; gently, carefully exploring the wires & alien electronics within.
#24: daemonwildcat: Richard knew James never did anything on impulse, so he took the leap instead; bending him over the bonnet of his car he kissed him soundly.
#25: wyvernchick: Jeremy insists there's no such thing as too much when it comes to Red Bull. As he bounces off the hangar walls, James and Richard disagree.
#26: likemycoffee: James May's rules for baby Stig care: 3) Stigs will never know that S=d/t just that the accelerator makes cars go fast. Don't waste time.
#27: likemycoffee: James May's rules for baby Stig care: 4) don't trust Jeremy to research Stigs online. He gets distracted by porn sites. Hammond just as bad.
#28: linane: "Has he been like that long?" Jeremy watches Hammond stark bollock naked sitting cross-legged on the floor and humming. "Tantric sex my arse" James groans out in response starting to fist his cock. “I say we bend him over that brightly coloured bed and convert him back to the British ways."