I spent Easter at the Renaissance festival. These festivals just don't have the appeal to me they once did. I got my hand dipped in wax and the wax mold looks cool sitting on my fridge. The breadbowl soup was lukewarm (vomit) and the costumed patrons just looked sad and flabby. I should hit a sci-fi convention to cheer me up ( Read more... )

Some of you may have heard the tale of when I first moved to NY and the little old lady that befriended me for a week. We met in line waiting to watch a taping of Conan O'Brien, and she worked for Apple Computers writing help screens. We went shopping and exploring together and shared our lives and stories and Somalian food. It was one of those ( Read more... )

In preparation for the Star Wars Episode III trailer premiere last night, I went back and watched Episode I again. I quickly realized that this was only the second time I have seen Episode I in it's entirety, the first being when it was released in 1999. A few things struck me. One, Jake Lloyd was not as bad as everyone said he is. He actually does ( Read more... )

The wind blows out of the gates of the day ( Read more... )

I'm back from Chicago ( Read more... )

I whole-heartedly regret the donut I had earlier. The sugar is consuming me. I feel it overpowering my bloodstream and filling my body cavities with bile ( Read more... )

Yesterday I landed nose-bleed tickets to previews of Monty Python's Spamalot, currently running in Chicago. It stars Tim Curry, Hank Azaria, and David Hyde Pierce.. Rock ( Read more... )

Another weekend surrounded by lesbians. This time I stepped into "The Other Side", a lesbian bar in St Pete. It was karaoke night and packed. Whilst Lesbians know how to party, they usually do it off-key. Oddly enough the The bar televisions were set to the O'Riley Factor, which made for an interesting backdrop ( Read more... )

I kind of like the idea of having a full weekend to report. It makes me feel like I do more than eat lance crackers and watch the Food Network ( Read more... )

Today was impulse shop day ( Read more... )