In my mailbox, a letter from the county loomed large as I ripped it open. What?!?
JURY DUTY!
If those bastards think I'm going to go sit in a jury box with 11 possibly infected strangers, they're crazy. I still won't step foot inside a grocery store for crying out loud.
Now I have another problem. How do I write F**K YOU across the return form without it sounding crass?
Added 9/1 : 3 days down, 6 to go!
Added 9/4 : 7 days down, 2 to go!