The Gift That Keeps Giving (K/Mc, R, MU)

[lindmere]

Summary: Written for space_wrapped. It's Secret Santa time on board the I.S.S. Enterprise, and Kirk knows just what to get the man who thinks he has nothing.
Word count: 4075
Warnings: Seasonally appropriate MU, but still: dubcon, low self esteem, references to Mirror Jesus.

Comments

[sangueuk]

I’m so glad I saved this for this morning - imagine - breakfast in bed and your MU? I am one happy bunny!

It was smart and adorable, also effortlessly hot! Your parallel characterizations were a joy to have right there, so I could see the differences and enjoy them. I love that MU!Bones has bigger shoulders, lol - The Pathfinder years, yes? ;D

Anyway, going to quote back a few of the lines that made me laugh out loud!

“I give up,” McCoy said to Kirk, two days before Christmas. Conveniently, he happened to be on his knees at the time.. and:

“Don’t they say ‘fuck’ in your universe?” Kirk said.

The mirror-McCoy coughed. “Not in polite company.” such an innocent question!

“It’s very important. I need to find out if two McCoys fucking each other is twice as hot as one, or even more. That part’s for science. I hope that this study, plus the film, form the part of an important series of lectures ;D

“So, do you want to pitch or catch?” hahaha - I guess this must be a common expression in the US but it had me giggling!

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[lindmere]

As usual, you are generous and wonderful with your detailed comments. I didn't have much time to spend on this so I'm glad you felt it came out all right all the same. Thank you for all the hard work you do to make space_wrapped such a delightful fest, and I'm so happy I could be part of it!

[severinne]

Hehehehe, cracky mirrorverse is an awesome Christmas present in itself! Seeing the two sides of this was especially fun, even when Mirror Kirk's idea didn't quite play out the way he (and I) had hoped. Thank you! :D

[lindmere]

I really, really wanted to write hot Bones-on-Bones action, but it was one of those cases where the boys had other ideas. So glad you got a giggle out of it!

[weepingnaiad]

Such a Mirror Holiday tradition!

I'd almost feel sorry for M!Kirk, the way his secret fantasy didn't work out, but he really does have what he wants from the sound of it. Pushes just enough to make sure folks don't think he's soft.

Love that Jim insists on having M!McCoy reassure his Bones.

[lindmere]

Belated thanks for reading! Happy to add a little MU to your post-holiday ;)

[treksnoopy]

Marvelously twisted!

[lindmere]

Thank you kindly! That's how we like our MU, isn't it?

[therumjournals]

belated comment, but lol, mirror jesus. and i loved the "heads or tails" :-)

[lindmere]

I never understood why the Halkans in the MU weren't super-aggressive, since they were pacifists in the regular universe. Thank you for hilariously apropos mirror!Karl!