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[lindodles]

So, I'm at the ROM on Monday, feeling achy and sick and monitoring the exit of the Discovery Room, which is right next to the live insect gallery. Suddenly, a little boy, about 8-years old, comes up to me.

Boy: Excuse me. Can you tell me why so many of the beetles in the case are dead?
Linda: (caught off guard and thinking, "Damn, what did that

Comments

[linden_tree]

*bwahahahaha!*

[pierrelle]

You are Linda, destroyer of innocence and all things innocent!
Hhehehehe!

[wootaameron]

Linda: 1
Innocence of this generation's youth: 0

[agentrain]

Jeez, you should have just told him about the bacteria.

[lindodles]

Well, I didn't really mean to tell him that the museum starved the insects =P. The two previous thoughts in my head combined with the numbness of sickness to create a disturbing and completely incorrect answer to his question.

It sucks being sick. Right now I feel like I'm buried in a gigantic mound of pillows.