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[lindsay_korman]

Attention: Paris Hilton. I have Scott held captive at The North Pole, I have kidnapped him. If you want him back, you will have to provide me with a hot passionate night of sex. *laughs* That is all. Please address this immediately. Thank you.

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[ex_parishil]

Oh My God. *mock panics* You will now die a slow painful death Oh wait in otherwords will you have my kids? Please, or uh, I'll happily give you anything you want. Hot passionate sex, etc, all that good stuff. *smirks* As long as I get my Scott back.