There are some things nobody knows about me.
Things you know you don't know about me.
Things that I know that you know you don't know about me. And I know that you know that I know you don't know about me.
These things, let me tell you about them.
I COLLECT TEACUPS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF EATING CHOCOLATE SPREAD OUT OF THEM AND I THINK THAT SIR PINGU SHOULD BE A DUCK IN DISGUISE.