Getting drunk on rumballs and decorating the christmas tree and gossiping about my mom and her ugly boyfriend with gramma = priceless

What a hunk. Too bad I had to send his ass to the Sacred Realm. *brandishes Master Sword*


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So dude, I totally just bought a $90 Ocarina online. If this isn't the best sign I've gotten so far as to why I shouldn't be able to own a credit card, I'm not sure what will be.

I just hacked up the biggest, creamiest wad of phlegm I've seen in my life. It's like a seagull took a big shit in my mouth.

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My throat is so sore I can barely breathe, this is what I get for kissing hot boys EAUGH.. what if it's like, avian flu or something? I'll be sprouting feathers and pecking at the ground for grubs and seeds in no time.. Oh well, at least I get to stay home and listen to the Acid Varsity cd I just downloaded and play zelda..

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So this morning I had a dream that my family travelled to Tokyo, Japan. Last night I watched the City Guide to Tokyo on the show Pilot Guides, so I'm guessing that's what inspired my sub-conscious mind to portray this innuendo. Anyhoo, somehow Ven appeared and me and her cruised the streets looking for Harajuku girls. We located the park at which ( Read more... )

Someone buy me this for x-mas

Wanna know what sucks? Uncles coming home an hour before they're supposed to and me being home skipping WHOOPS (im so busted)

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