i play pokemon in the bathroom

[linethelion]

i find my mind leaving my body in the bathroom and when it returns, my pouf smells different. i realized i put feminine wash instead of body wash.

when it decided to leave again today, right when i was gonna brush my teeth. with  toothbrush on hand, it returned just in time to realize i wasnt holding toothpaste but shampoo.

out of body experience, eh

Comments

[meetmy_tommygun]

At least you didn't get to brush your teeth with shampoo! (Unless you have dry teeth and split ends then it wouldn't be that much of a bad idea. :D)

Maybe all these long weekends are getting to you physically. They break the work momentum.

[posh_drainpipes]

i once placed my toothbrush in the freezer. it was a different experience altogether.