things that cracked me up:

• james mistexting to his gangster friend a message that was meant for me saying: "bubu bear". ***insert laugh here***
  

• **my conversation with my shoti (little bro-- 10 yrs old) which goes:

shoti: can you bring animals in airplanes?
me: yeah, but they have to be in cages and placed in a separate place in the plane.
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they're playing takeshi's castle again. its not like the one i used to watch when i was young. ugh. they played less clips and more of joey de leon and that other guy cracking up corny jokes. i'd like to go back to the time it was still anjo and smokey, where i would watch with my older brother. now, its me and my two brothers (oh the sibling ( Read more... )

i finally finished reading Running With Scissors: A Memoir by Augusten Burroughs. hurrah! not that it wasnt nice, it was. it was like reading david sedaris-- all that gay stuff. but interesting. its an EASY interesting read. i liked it better than david sedaris.

i went shopping today. another hurrah! and bought clothes and dvds. i even found a ( Read more... )

we went to a wedding yesterday, and i managed to evade the church mass wedding thing by making us leave at 1:30 instead of 1.  so by the time we got there, it was picture taking time and the mass was done. thank you traffic!! yess! YESSS! (i wonder if my mom's pissed about it)

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after finishing that 50 fucking paged paper (mind you, 1.5 spacing!) for philo, i finally got to rest.

and somehow, everything i said was thrown back to my face.

--YESTERDAY--
me: i dont go out much.
bryan: you dont? let me guess, traditional strict chinese parents?
me: just my dad.
bryan: but then... **looks at my clothes**
me: oh he doesnt care about ( Read more... )

at starbucks:
(im going to the bathroom when a starbucks lady offers me a free taste of this choco chip drink)
me: oh can i get one for my friend as well?
her: okay. where's your friend?
(i point to jsmes who was outside)
me: there. the guy in blue. oh and can you put this at our table? im going to the bathroom.
her: okay.
(after going to the bathroom, i ( Read more... )

i saw that frog jumping about near the bathroom. oh, my little prince.

in the smocket, i saw these people who had an ES class, and they had little frogs in jars. really baby frogs. think: large tadpole-sized frogs. they tried placing a cigarette butt in the jar to see what'll happen. like roaches that have been sprayed by raid, the frogs jumped ( Read more... )

there was cockroach.
he was on the wall.
what i did was call
my mom to kill it.

my dad got in the way.
he got this tennis racket/fly swatter (which is supposed to electrocute when you press this button).
the roach didnt know
that it was my foe.

my dad hits the roach softly.
the roach ran fast.
it hid to i dont know where
but i know, its still ( Read more... )

the weirdest thing:

finding a small frog in your shower.

i have no idea where did that come from

i dont ever want to be reminded of tic tac toe for a long, LONG, LONG time.

this is what programming does. i wish i was in comm, not commputer science.