Super Junior - { bandfic - Drunk Messages }
title: Super Junior - { bandfic - Drunk Messages }
pairing: Various
rating: PG-13 - R
words:384
summary: thought up most of these at work today, some of them are accredited to what other people I know have said and to American Culture in general :\. Idek. I thought it was pretty funny. Pretend their UFO's. Or text messages. Or im's. Or whatever lol. :DDD
Super Junior - { bandfic - Drunk Messages }
Siwon: Jesus loves you but I’m his favorite.
Heechul: I’d tappp that :DDD
Heechul: I told them I was gay and told Eeteuk to pass the soju. He fainted.
Heechul: I think I shortened his life by a few years.
Sungmin: We alternated singing Gee. And the Lion King song. I think that was okay.
Sungmin: I’m cute. I make puffy faces, cute peace signs and I like pink bunnies.
Sungmin: I think I’m cute. Do you think I’m cute.
Sungmin: I would tap Hyukjae. And maybe Siwon.
Kibum: So Eeteuk just woke up. And he’s duct taped to the floor?
Kibum: There’s a reason why you never see me here.
Kibum: Why is Donghae blowing up condoms?
Kibum: I need new friends.
Kangin: I think I’m wasted. Wasted.
Heechul: I think I have a better relationship with Hannie’s dick than himself. Just kidding. I lied.
Heechul: What are you looking at?
HeechuL: I’m Kim Heenim. I bet you’ve never seen anyone sexier.
Eunhyuk: after party :DDDD
Eunhyuk: …. >.<’
Eunhyuk: I’m pretty positive I’ve seen a porno filmed in the karaoke room we were in last night
Hangeng: Heechul is ruining my life.
Hangeng: I think :\
Yesung: I will now touch you. You have been warned.
Sungmin: I taste to like wine.
Heechul: Show me your’s and I’ll show you mine.
Heechul: Get your brain out of the gutter.
Heechul: I was talking about ipods.
Heechul: Or am I?
Ryeowook: I’m not drunksdf.
Siwon: I swear to drunk I’m not god.
Donghae: BALLOONS. :D
Zhou Mi: I KNEW IT I KNEW . :DDDD
Zhou Mi: IT WAS HIS LEGS.
Zhou Mi: Or his face. IDEK
Zhou Mi: -wails- & flaps hands.
Kibum: Either Eunhyk or Donghae or maybe Ryeowook is trying to fit their heads inside Heebum’s scratching post. I thought someone should know.
Kyuhyun: VROOM VROOM.
Kyuhyun: I think my laugh is sexy.
Kyuhyun: you all are ugly.
Kyuhyun: Are my noises turning you on?
Heechul: I have to look nice. You know, for when you come and bail me out.
Donghae: I like Kibum’s hands. Like a lot.
Donghae: Bada?
Yesung: Ryeowook thinks he sober.
Yesung: But not really.
Yesung: He keeps talking about turtles. And cats.
Sungmin: I’m taking one for the team.
Kangin: SHUT UP.
Kangin: GET OUT.
Hangeng: can you...speak chinese?
Kyuhyun: Puff the Magic Dragon<3
Kyuhyun: And he frolicked by the sea.
Kyuhyun: Or something like that.
Donghae: ^____________________________^
pairing: Various
rating: PG-13 - R
words:384
summary: thought up most of these at work today, some of them are accredited to what other people I know have said and to American Culture in general :\. Idek. I thought it was pretty funny. Pretend their UFO's. Or text messages. Or im's. Or whatever lol. :DDD
Super Junior - { bandfic - Drunk Messages }
Siwon: Jesus loves you but I’m his favorite.
Heechul: I’d tappp that :DDD
Heechul: I told them I was gay and told Eeteuk to pass the soju. He fainted.
Heechul: I think I shortened his life by a few years.
Sungmin: We alternated singing Gee. And the Lion King song. I think that was okay.
Sungmin: I’m cute. I make puffy faces, cute peace signs and I like pink bunnies.
Sungmin: I think I’m cute. Do you think I’m cute.
Sungmin: I would tap Hyukjae. And maybe Siwon.
Kibum: So Eeteuk just woke up. And he’s duct taped to the floor?
Kibum: There’s a reason why you never see me here.
Kibum: Why is Donghae blowing up condoms?
Kibum: I need new friends.
Kangin: I think I’m wasted. Wasted.
Heechul: I think I have a better relationship with Hannie’s dick than himself. Just kidding. I lied.
Heechul: What are you looking at?
HeechuL: I’m Kim Heenim. I bet you’ve never seen anyone sexier.
Eunhyuk: after party :DDDD
Eunhyuk: …. >.<’
Eunhyuk: I’m pretty positive I’ve seen a porno filmed in the karaoke room we were in last night
Hangeng: Heechul is ruining my life.
Hangeng: I think :\
Yesung: I will now touch you. You have been warned.
Sungmin: I taste to like wine.
Heechul: Show me your’s and I’ll show you mine.
Heechul: Get your brain out of the gutter.
Heechul: I was talking about ipods.
Heechul: Or am I?
Ryeowook: I’m not drunksdf.
Siwon: I swear to drunk I’m not god.
Donghae: BALLOONS. :D
Zhou Mi: I KNEW IT I KNEW . :DDDD
Zhou Mi: IT WAS HIS LEGS.
Zhou Mi: Or his face. IDEK
Zhou Mi: -wails- & flaps hands.
Kibum: Either Eunhyk or Donghae or maybe Ryeowook is trying to fit their heads inside Heebum’s scratching post. I thought someone should know.
Kyuhyun: VROOM VROOM.
Kyuhyun: I think my laugh is sexy.
Kyuhyun: you all are ugly.
Kyuhyun: Are my noises turning you on?
Heechul: I have to look nice. You know, for when you come and bail me out.
Donghae: I like Kibum’s hands. Like a lot.
Donghae: Bada?
Yesung: Ryeowook thinks he sober.
Yesung: But not really.
Yesung: He keeps talking about turtles. And cats.
Sungmin: I’m taking one for the team.
Kangin: SHUT UP.
Kangin: GET OUT.
Hangeng: can you...speak chinese?
Kyuhyun: Puff the Magic Dragon<3
Kyuhyun: And he frolicked by the sea.
Kyuhyun: Or something like that.
Donghae: ^____________________________^