Super Junior - { Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi - keep your head down }
title: Super Junior - { Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi - keep your head down }
pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
rating: PG-13
words: 639
keep your head down
“This is so not funny,” Zhou Mi shrieks on speaker as Kyuhyun is trying grasp his brain and he’s fallen out of his computer chair laughing so damn hard.
If Zhou Mi were anymore of a noob, he would be backwards, honestly. Bad things generally wanted to be attached to the tall, Chinese man with the absurd nose who had an affinity for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Seriously. Hadn’t being in Super Junior (M) and the earthquake incident taught him anything at all? Kyuhyun had been playing Black Ops and not Star Craft for once, in one of Zhou Mi’s pants that he had left behind when a video call from Zhou Mi pops up. Once he clicks the accept button, a tearful Zhou holding teddy bear and a tissue in one hand was too much to bear.
Kyuhyun wanted to specifically monitor the man’s use of internet but after spying on Eunhyuk, Kyuhyun has decided to keep his own eyeballs to himself thank you very much. Someday, he was going to link Zhou Mi’s every electronic device to his own so that the whole world doesn’t end, like it often does every time Zhou Mi opens his stupid mouth. Metaphorically speaking of course. As he’s laughing, Zhou Mi is glaring him, nose red and eyes kind of pathetically puffy.
“Kui Xiaaaan,” he whines, and raises his hand as if to slap him and then realizes he’s on webcam and starts wailing even louder when Kyuhyun falls down again laughing. Sungmin looks up from his Vogue magazine and his hair in curlers, vaguely interested. “I can’t stand you two,” he says standing up and promptly walks out the door and shuts it, presumably to visit Siwon or Eunhyuk.
Kyuhyun settles back into his chair, trying and failing to stop smirking and tells him, sighing, because he’s told Zhou Mi at least 327 times and counting that the whole thing will blow over and stop being a pansy, because really, they have this stupid freaking conversation every few months. He says this kind of feeling like a father telling this to his teenage daughter because Zhou Mi is seriously a hormonal teenage girl trapped in a geeky man’s body, one that has a height complex at that. Kyuhyun has to stop himself from snickering when Zhou Mi let’s out a little huff. “That’s easy for you to say,” says Zhou Mi in a thick voice. And now it’s Kyuhyun’s turn to be a little indignant.
“No, it’s not,” says Kyuhyun, scowling, and again fights back a laugh when Zhou Mi blinks, amazed at the webcam. He looks like one of those lemur’s with huge eyes that look really shiny and wet at the same time and it looks totally stupid and awkward. “Remember I told you about the time that I was walking back to the dorm one night after I joined this crazy band? All the so called ELFs were all going on about how I got a nose job?”
“Um no?” says Zhou Mi. “But you did get a nose job, Kui Xian.”
Kyuhyun almost grabs the computer in frustration. “No I didn’t!” He shouts. “My nose is completely 100% natural- I even have records that proof I have no facial scars other than my eyes and why are you laughing?” Zhou Mi immediately forces himself into an expression that would be appropriate if say, someone ruined his Coach purse.
“And anyways,” Kyuhyun grounds out. “We’re not even talking about me. I’ll set up something for you soon so your little Rainbow thing doesn’t get hacked again.”
“Weibo. It’s Weibo,” says Zhou Mi.
“Whatever, I don’t really care. Now, go away, I have people to do, things to see.” And then he shuts it off but not before hearing Zhou Mi shriek “WHAT?”
pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
rating: PG-13
words: 639
keep your head down
“This is so not funny,” Zhou Mi shrieks on speaker as Kyuhyun is trying grasp his brain and he’s fallen out of his computer chair laughing so damn hard.
If Zhou Mi were anymore of a noob, he would be backwards, honestly. Bad things generally wanted to be attached to the tall, Chinese man with the absurd nose who had an affinity for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Seriously. Hadn’t being in Super Junior (M) and the earthquake incident taught him anything at all? Kyuhyun had been playing Black Ops and not Star Craft for once, in one of Zhou Mi’s pants that he had left behind when a video call from Zhou Mi pops up. Once he clicks the accept button, a tearful Zhou holding teddy bear and a tissue in one hand was too much to bear.
Kyuhyun wanted to specifically monitor the man’s use of internet but after spying on Eunhyuk, Kyuhyun has decided to keep his own eyeballs to himself thank you very much. Someday, he was going to link Zhou Mi’s every electronic device to his own so that the whole world doesn’t end, like it often does every time Zhou Mi opens his stupid mouth. Metaphorically speaking of course. As he’s laughing, Zhou Mi is glaring him, nose red and eyes kind of pathetically puffy.
“Kui Xiaaaan,” he whines, and raises his hand as if to slap him and then realizes he’s on webcam and starts wailing even louder when Kyuhyun falls down again laughing. Sungmin looks up from his Vogue magazine and his hair in curlers, vaguely interested. “I can’t stand you two,” he says standing up and promptly walks out the door and shuts it, presumably to visit Siwon or Eunhyuk.
Kyuhyun settles back into his chair, trying and failing to stop smirking and tells him, sighing, because he’s told Zhou Mi at least 327 times and counting that the whole thing will blow over and stop being a pansy, because really, they have this stupid freaking conversation every few months. He says this kind of feeling like a father telling this to his teenage daughter because Zhou Mi is seriously a hormonal teenage girl trapped in a geeky man’s body, one that has a height complex at that. Kyuhyun has to stop himself from snickering when Zhou Mi let’s out a little huff. “That’s easy for you to say,” says Zhou Mi in a thick voice. And now it’s Kyuhyun’s turn to be a little indignant.
“No, it’s not,” says Kyuhyun, scowling, and again fights back a laugh when Zhou Mi blinks, amazed at the webcam. He looks like one of those lemur’s with huge eyes that look really shiny and wet at the same time and it looks totally stupid and awkward. “Remember I told you about the time that I was walking back to the dorm one night after I joined this crazy band? All the so called ELFs were all going on about how I got a nose job?”
“Um no?” says Zhou Mi. “But you did get a nose job, Kui Xian.”
Kyuhyun almost grabs the computer in frustration. “No I didn’t!” He shouts. “My nose is completely 100% natural- I even have records that proof I have no facial scars other than my eyes and why are you laughing?” Zhou Mi immediately forces himself into an expression that would be appropriate if say, someone ruined his Coach purse.
“And anyways,” Kyuhyun grounds out. “We’re not even talking about me. I’ll set up something for you soon so your little Rainbow thing doesn’t get hacked again.”
“Weibo. It’s Weibo,” says Zhou Mi.
“Whatever, I don’t really care. Now, go away, I have people to do, things to see.” And then he shuts it off but not before hearing Zhou Mi shriek “WHAT?”