Let it be heard!
In case anyone was never told this, I shall say this now...
Anyone who fucks with Carl these days will NOT be handed a cookie anymore! Those who try to get on my bad side will be VERY successful! I ain't holding back no more! I've had it with people taking advantage of my vast kindness and sympathy! I've thrown my pathetic goody-two-shoe side away after the Jeremy experience. So don't take a swing at me and not expect one back. I WILL swing back. And quite possibly with a bloody knife if I'm not on a good day. (This statement is to be taken figuratively, not literally).
Anyone who fucks with Carl these days will NOT be handed a cookie anymore! Those who try to get on my bad side will be VERY successful! I ain't holding back no more! I've had it with people taking advantage of my vast kindness and sympathy! I've thrown my pathetic goody-two-shoe side away after the Jeremy experience. So don't take a swing at me and not expect one back. I WILL swing back. And quite possibly with a bloody knife if I'm not on a good day. (This statement is to be taken figuratively, not literally).