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300 Questions
1. First name: Sex?
2. Middle name: Brown
3. Nickname: Brownie
4. Gender: Unknown
5. Do you wear glasses or contacts? Neg.
6. Is your hair long or short? Longish for masculine
7. Where were you born? Somewhere in India (muahahahaha)
8. Current location: C to the A to the N to the A to the DA
9. Zodiac sign: Scorpio (the stinger)
10. Chinese Zodiac symbol: DRAGGGONNNNNN
11. How many languages do you know? 1 two tree
12. Nationality: mixed bitch
13. Write a full physical description of yourself: tall, black hair, braided pubes, small penis, hairy ass, brown
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses? uhhhhh.... i am a disease in itself
15. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics? where. hmmmmm A lot do figure me out one day and ull know
16. What does your voice sound like? sum 45 year old pedephile:>
17. Ready for a bunch more questions? knock me out... (not literally)
Favourites...
18. Saying: uber, sigh, brown, penis
19. Sport: Soccccccccerrr
20. Vegetable: sumtimes
21. Fruit: me
22. Magazine: Transworld
23. Actor: Tom the sexxy cruise
24. Actress: me
25. Candy: skittles
26. Candy bar: snickers
27. Ice cream flavor: strawberrryness
28. Thing in your room: keyboard:>
29. Place to be: under my comfy blankets
30. Junk food: Freeeeeeeeeee foood
31. Store: shops. Anywhere i can buy, goodwill, salvation army.
32. Fast food: *Put a smile on * pizza pizza... right slogan?
33. Restaurant: Pizza?
34. Time of day: midnight
35. Country: Anywhere they train terrorists:)
36. State: wtf... u mean province eh?
37. Video game: GRAND FUCKING THEFT AUTO
38. Board game: mono Poly
39. Computer game: Counter strike
40. Car: 1971 shelby gt eleanor 500
41. Music video: Waterwings- Alexisonfire
42. Word: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
43. Month: october
44. Cartoon character: Superman ... oh so sexxy
45. Scary movie: Eight legged Freaks(spiderS) EEEK
46. Possession: Stretch marks on my ass
47. Web page: www.iambrown.com
48. Type of sandwich: ummmm... ummmmm
49. Commercial: Everybody want to get diirrrrtttyyy... random black people:S
50. Way of wasting time: Masterbation:>
51. Flavor of kool-aid: Red
The first thing that comes to mind when you hear...
52. Hot: cold
53. Orange: msn
54. Choice: what?
55. Bisexual: Threesome
56. Black: N**** [sorry]
57. Ice: cold
58. Jack: Black
59. Rainbow: penis
60. Cherry: pop mine
61. Cucumber: vagina
62. Shark: sex
63. Bat: Vampires (yummy)
64. Leather: belt
65. Whip: bondage
66. Water: shower
67. Volcano: pants
This or That...
68. Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit: LINKIN PARK FOR LIFE:>
69. Tool or Korn: Korn
70. Hot or cold: Warm:>
71. Marilyn Manson or Rob Zombie: ZOMBIEEEEE
72. MTV or VH1: Mtv
73. Buffy or Angel: Vampires?
74. Summer Olympics or Winter Olympics: X GAMES:>
75. Skiing or snowboarding: snowboarding
76. Roller blading or skateboarding: skating
77. Black or white: blackkkk is back
78. Orange or red: red
79. Yellow or green: green
80. Purple or pink: pink
81. Slipknot or Mudvayne: OMGGGG>>.....I LOVE both but SLIPKNOTTTTT
Bonus question by brownie. If your 555 then im :
82. Hot Topic or Pac Sun: like totally....
83. Inside or outside: inside + porn
84. Weed or alcohol: boooze
85. Cell phone or pager: cell maybe
86. Pen or pencil: Penis
87. Scooby Doo or Dino: SCOOOBY DOOBY DOO WHERE ART THOU?
88. Chaos or order: chaos bitches
89. Now or later: lets do this now
90. Plan or surprise: surprise
91. Spit or swallow: umm...both;)
92. Hot tub or swimming pool: hot tub shizzle
93. Participate or observe: party cipate
94. Lead or follow: lead the followers
95. Coffee or hot chocolate: coffee
96. Lace or satin: mace
97. Flowers or Candy: flowers
98. Scruff or Clean shaved: African forest
99. Blondes or Brunettes: Black hair:'(
100. Bitchy or Slutty: bitchy
101. Optimistic or pessimistic: optimistic (big words)
102. Introverted or extroverted: Extroverted (big words)
103. Star Wars or Star Trek: Star wars... vadderrr
104. Tattoos or piercings: both, together.
105. Slut or whore: Ewwwwwwwww both are whores:S
So moving right along...Substances
106. Do you smoke? never
107. Do you smoke weed? never
108. Ever trip on acid? never
109. How about a little x? copy + paste
k, heroin, anything else? did u not hear??????
111. Beer good or beer bad? good
112. Are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers? i am a lil baby
113. Do you like smirnoff ice? god yes
114. Prefer beer or liquor? beer
Would you ever...
115. Bungee jump? i wannaaa
116. Sky dive? done that
117. Swim with dolphins? YESSSSS
118. Scuba dive? noo ouch bite homies sharks
119. Go rock climbing? done that
120. Turn your back on your friends for personal gain? never
121. Steal a friend's significant other? no:(
122. Cross-dress? done that
123. Walk up to a stranger and kiss them? Done that
124. Be an exotic dancer? Done that
125. Walk out of a restaurant without paying? umm no clue
126. Streak? Done that:>
Have you ever…
127. Flashed someone? all the time... my man boobies
128. Been to California? neg
129. Gotten really REALLY wasted? kinda...
130. Gone to jail or juvi? no.
131. Skateboarded? yes
132. Skinny dipped? yes
133. Stolen anything? yes (three in a row)
134. Wanted to kick my ass for posting this survey? no man i fucking love you. wanna make love?
135. Pegged someone in the head with a snowball? yes
136. Gotten into a bar, under-aged? noooo
137. Been to another country? midddlleee easst
138. Given money to a homeless person? yes, kind sometimes
139. Tried to kill yourself? not really.
140. Cried to get out of trouble? yea hahaah aww baby....shut up!
141. Panicked? yes
142. Had an Anxiety attack? Yeah, Love those
143. Dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways? hahaha Diahharea?
144. Set any body part on fire for amusement? all the time
145. Kept a secret from everyone? yes
146. Had an imaginary friend? jingo
147. Ever cried at a chick Flick? Hahha yes unfortunately cuz the chick next to me was quiet .....
148. Found a cartoon character attractive? Superman ... im goin to bone u with my magic humper
149. Called or seen a psychic? no......
150. Planned your week based on the TV Guide? what the fuck i dont live in richland for tutu place
Are you….
151. Schizophrenic? (big words)
152. Obsessive? kind of
153. Compulsive? (big words)
154. Obsessive compulsive? (big words)
155. Depressed? yea sumtimes maybe no fuck shit
Do you….
156. Own a web cam? no:(
157. Ever get off the damn computer? no:(
158. Sprechen Sie Deutsch? what the fucking fuck im fucking brown.. what the fuck is that
159. Habla espanol? como estas....muey bien bitches
160. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time? 25 fucking 7
Opinions...
161. About flag burning? Fuck that shit
162. Of the war on terrorists? Go terrorists go
163. About people who try to force their opinions on you? ouch ...ive done this and i hate it:(
164. What are your religious views? im brown
165. What are your views on sex? FUCK ME NOW:> no please dont im sad:(
166. What is the most evil thing any human being could do? kill someone
167. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love? what is love
168. What do you believe makes a successful life? friends:>
169. What do you think about gay/lesbian couples being able to marry?I heart gay people.
The last time you…
170. Wished upon a star? the sky is so bright with your presence tonight.. ahh shit
171. Laughed until you cried? all day
172. Watched a sunrise/sunset? makes me emo
173. Spent quality time alone? never
174. Read a book for fun? dun remember
Now...
175. What are you eating? tongue
176. What are you drinking? indian shit
177. What are you wearing? Shirt ripped superman boxers
178. Any shoes on? neg
179. Listening to? Indian movies:O
180. Talking to anyone? Irene
181. What do you have in your pockets? ripped shit
Yes or No...
182. Are you a vegetarian? No
183. Are you a bitch? i am the bitch
184. Are you artistic? no
185. Do you write poetry? sumtimes .. kinda
186. Can you ski? maybe
187. Can you snowboard? maybe
188. Do the voices talk to you? yeah and my grave calls me haaaaaaa
189. Did you ever give Barbie a haircut? whos barbie?
190. Do you think Lewis Carroll was on acid when they wrote 'Alice in Wonderland'? no he was popping pills
191. Are you straight? maybe;)
192. Are you fat? yes
193. Are you skinny? yes
194. Are you short? i am a midget
195. Are you tall? yes
196. Do you own any clothing that is hot pink? i want to
197. Can you see the flying monkeys? yeaaaa shit omg... he went over my head
198. Are you evil? all night long.
199. Did you ever know someone who had a mullet? my mom!
201. Are you secretly from another planet? Fucking Asshole..... I am from Ur anus.:O howd u ever know.
203. Are you a slut? i am a manwhore
204. Do you eat at potlucks? wtf
205. Do you talk a lot? yeaaa
206. Are you afraid of clowns? love em
207. Do you like spiders? FUCKING HATE EM
208. Are you spoiled? yea... hahaha
209. Are you anti-social? dont know
210. Do you see dumb people? yea i look in the mirror and i see.. oops
211. Do you see dead people? i seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
212. Do you remember any of your dreams? fuck..... kinda
213. Have any of your dreams came true? yea
214. Do you admit when you need help with a problem? yea
215. Can people read you like a book? not really
216. Are you lonely? yes:(
217. Are you happy? yes
218. Are you talking to someone online? IRENE and KERRIE
219. Are you ready for this survey to end? YEah fuck... im more than half way
Relationships With Others….
220. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Making monkey love to them
221. Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?Fuck that Lovee all over
222. Who is the most important person in your life, and why? Myself.
223. Who is the person you respect the most, and why? my mom sumtimes:S
224. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? CLARk, jared, kaylee.. sorry not a lotta frends there... and other people...hmm jeff w.(L) billy. Taggart Derek ian.:>
225. Do you have a spouse or significant other? no
226. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help? myself
227. Do you trust anyone to protect you? yes.
228. If you died or went missing, who would miss you? no one haha
229. Who is the person you despise the most, and why? I hate no1 but people
230. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict? avoid conflict....
231. Do you care what others think of you? dont give a flying fuck
232. Who do you want more than anyone else? my penis
233. Who makes you laugh the most? errrrrr myself?
234. Who makes you smile? friends
235. Who can make you feel better no matter what? mom sumtimes:S
236. Who gives you a tingly feeling when you see them? girls;)
Who was the last person…
237. You touched? mom
238. You talked to? Irene
239. You hugged? ahh shit.... ummmm this girl kaitlyn
240. You instant messaged? Irene
241. You kissed? shit..... hmmmm hmmm hmmm i lost it.. maybe anna ...maybe .... errrr fuck it
242. You yelled at? my mom
243. You thought about? any1
244. Who text messaged you? what the fuck
245. Who broke your heart? Laura:@
246. Who told you they loved you? Irene:>
247. Who you told you loved them? Irene
It is all about sex baby…
248. Had oral sex? recieved or given? yes to all
249. Had anal sex? -
250. Used more than 3 positions in one session? Virgin
251. Devoted a whole day to sex? Virgin
252. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? Virgin
253. Received open praise for sexual technique? hell yeah
254. Written an erotic story? yeap *blush*
255. Fallen or lost balance during sex? Virgin
256. Brought partner to orgasm using only hands? yeap
257. Brought partner to orgasm using only mouth? roger that
258. Had sex while totally dressed? Virgin
259. Had sex while standing up? Virgin
260. Licked someone’s feet or sucked their toes? yea....Eeeeeeek
261. Had sex with a stranger? Virgin
262. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate during sex? Virgin
263. Used ice during sex?Virgin
264. Used candle wax during sex?Virgin
265. Paid or granted a favor for sex?Virgin
266. Had sex with a virgin? Virgin
267. Had sex with your landlord? Virgin
268. Had sex with a teacher? Virgin
269. Had sex with a boss? Virgin
270. Had sex with two members of the same family? Virgin
271. Had sex with twins? Virgin
272. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? Virgin
273. Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? Virgin
274. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? Virgin
275. Had more than 10 sexual partners? Virgin
276. Had more than 100 sexual partner? Virgin
77. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? Virgin
278. Participated in a swap/swinging club? I want to hahah right
279. Had two regular partners at the same time? ahhhhh
Random Questions...
280. If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Penis
281. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far? hmmm moving to canada maybe?
282. Who has had the most influence on you? Mom
283. What is the most evil thing you have ever done? Broke someone's heart 16 times:(
284. When was the time you were the most frightened? a while ago
285. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings? Let em out
286. Do you have any biases or prejudices? nope.
287. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)? Any of my frends:>
288. What, if anything, shocks or offends you? just people
289. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left? Fuck the closest thing to me. Eat eat and eat. Tell my mom i am a manwhore
290. Do you dream in color or black and white? hahaha who the fuck does that.
291. What’s your biggest fear? Myself
292. If you were stranded on a deserted island with one person, who would it be? sum porn star
293. If you could do anything to the person you hated most what would it be? TO love her or him
294. Who is the perfect person for you? No1 is perfect
295. What computer password did you once use that no one would ever guess? jerryspringer
296. Do you ever accept the blame/responsibility for things you shouldn’t? yea
297. How long did this survey take you? 4 fucking hours are u gay?
298. Any last words? I LOVE YOU
299. Now that this is over, what are you going to do? fucking sleep
300. Are you brown? Wow what a coincidence. I am.