Oh Fuck Me

[linkinparkluva8]

Why must I be me?

Why?

Why?

Why?

I was talking to my friend online and I was telling him about how I was/am on a warpath between homework/tests/money/buying gifts/making gifts/baking cookies and that I am greatly sleep deprived. I was all..."I have no time and I just want to collapse on something soft and

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[thebanished]

Hey, how you doing? That's good. Me? Oh, I'm good. Thanks for asking. So, you like rap? Me, I personally prefer rock, but that's just my opinion. What school do you go to? Really. That's interesting. Play any sports? Soccer? Basektball? Football? Anything? Yeah, I play volleyball. It's good. It's fun. I also play video games. My favorites are the Final Fantasies. What about yours? Do you like video games? You see. You know what this is? I'm getting to know you. You're getting to know me. You see he how it works? Does it make sense? Is it too complicated? AFTER we do this, we can pass judgment. Yeah. I just thought I'd let you know. That's all. Au revoir.

[thebanished]

What do u mean? u telling me i don't know this girl that im writing to? i read all her enrtries...i probably know her better than u do by now! she posts her whole life on livejournal...now thats sad. Since i know u now i get to judge u also. ur a fucking bitch! playing volleyball? that's not even a real sport...all you do is just stand there and pass the ball from one team to another...how gay! you like video games? what a wierdo!..final fantasies?? my baby cousin plays that! how old r u like 5???
well chill out chicas ;)

have a healthy and happy day,
your anonymous friend

what's up?

[thebanished]

hey friend! it's good to hear from you. you haven't commented in a while. for a moment i almost thought you forgot about us. that would've been sad. i probably would've cried. alas, you didnt, so i needn't worry. you were close with the age though. i'm 15. i can understand why you got confused though. you know, they both have a 5 in them, so i guess someone with a small mind could mix them up. i probably am a fucking bitch though. actually, not fucking...i dont tend to fuck anything...but the bitch part is right. volleyball isn't a real sport? now, there, i think i have to differ with you. if that isn't a real sport, what is? hm...final fantasies...i guess they could be gay if playing them made me become attracted to members of the same sex....it's possible...not probable...but possible. however, even if you do like any of these things, you won't admit it just to spite me. i bet i could say that i like television and you'd come back and be all like "oh my god you're a humping whore. television is so gay! my grandma

Re: what's up?

[thebanished]

i wear clothes to. WOW!!! we have something in common. see this is what i like about talking to you guys... u have no fucking lives and small brains... do u check ashleys thing everyday.. hate to break it to u but that is very sad. i check it to bother people like u.. :) don't worry i will talk to u soon like u asked. we will be great buddies and we will talk all the time.... wait, ur an idiot. i don't want to spend my time talking to u. so finally, get rid of the video games, play a "real" sport, and start doing things that mean something. don't sit in ur house like a prisioner... it will fuck up your brain.

Peace.

Have a healthy and happy day,

Anonymous friend

[thebanished]

you're truly a good friend**