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the smily lil egg plopped on her mothers tie died nest., not knowimg that soon a big tll farmer man was coming to get it.. it was destined to be an bright beautifully colored easter egg..
It ended up at an easter egg party in a small town just east of nowheresville, somewhere.. anyway it was dipped in green.. of all colors... when it came time to hide the eggs it was hidden in the grass.. none of the lil brats dressed in cute clothes they didn't deserve ever found it.. it was left there to rot and die a terrible death.. but what do u kno a kids in sight! yippie yay woohoo its found! only later to rot in the trash can with many other more beautiful eggs!
my best friend is mr wacky chicken.. hes the best chicken friend ive ever had..mr. wacky chicken is beautiful.. hes green & yellow & purple.. he cluck cluck clucks around in my room.. every now n then he leaves me these tasty chocolate presents..i never can find out how he gets to the store.. he likes to put my polka dot underwear on his head.. my mom gets mad when he does that so he doesn't do it often. i couldn't find mr wack chicken anywhere.. i jus thought hed gone a one of his walks he like to take bc hes put on a few pounds in the past few months.. so i went on with my day.. that night we had chicken and mashed potatoes and gravy n green beans..and all the fixings..anyway i never could find mr wacky chicken.. well my dad had gotten a hold of him n cooked him.. ever since i can't look at another green & yellow & purple chicken the same way.. i sure do miss my mr. wacky chicken..
One beautiful day in Hawaii there was a green kangaroo wearing polka dot pants swimming in the ocean.. she saw all these people surfing.. so she karate kicked this man off his board and took it.. she jumped on that surf board and fell right smack dab into the ocean .. she saw a fierce shark..the shark ate the green kangaroo in polka dot pants she survived and met a pink elephant wearing stripes.. they became the best of the best of the best of friends.. they made little elephant/kangaroo children wearing stripes and polka dots. They lived happily ever after they came out in a lil shark poopy..