número quatro → accidental audio

[linoleumfetish]

It's coming, it's coming! I don't know why I'm even doing this, you're probably just gonna throw this one t -- Nothing!

[The sound of a refrigerator opening, closing. The top is popped off a beer. Fizz.]

Here you go.

[Glass bottle, meet counter. A bit too hard, you might notice.]

Just try not to aim for my head this time.

Comments

[witchinbloom]

I don't think he's really hear, Xand.

[Cough, cough.]

[linoleumfetish]

I'm just another victim of the endless generosity of the deities.

You okay, Tara?

[witchinbloom]

Me too. I'm not loving the generosity so much, actually.

Flu. Doctor says it'll go away.

[linoleumfetish]

It's too bad they didn't leave a gift receipt.

voice; comes in so late

[downrightlinear]

Do you have a target painted on your nose?

voice; you are not invited

[linoleumfetish]

I would never. Paint is hell on your pores.

voice; but i brought booze :(

[downrightlinear]

Like you'd know anything about pores.

voice; ...fine

[linoleumfetish]

I know that pure and unadulterated evil seeps from yours.