If I wasn't so tired, I just might kill a man.. or do arts and crafts.

[linzeamiller]

I almost fell asleep in Alger-bra, SO violently, that my head coulda gone slamming full force against my desk. FULL FORCE DAMMIT!!

3 weeksBy the way, if anyone has been lacking comedy in their life, I suggest they get a copy of the president's recent press conference. Funniest thing I have seen, that wasn't meant to be. Especially when the fat

Comments

This memo for Sergant Slut:

[allesleibe]

The destination of Key West has been confirmed for mid-May to early June. During the before period you will need to
A. "make money money make money money monay!"
B. "take money money take money money monay!"
and
C. We're going streaking.

Over and out.
-Captain Cunt