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[linzeamiller]

WE HAVE A CHRISTMAS TREE

And NO, it is not a fake plastic one that my mom, your mom, and your granny has; it's a real ole fashioned, pine smelling, straight from the backyard Tree Farm of our own Cola Renee.

I know what you are all thinking, and so says your face.

So while most will be wallowing in an empty living space full of nothing but hooks

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All I want for christmas is you, baby

[allesleibe]

you gimme dat fat kid and i'll stuff em full o' cuss-turds!

*take off my overcoat, take off my gloves,
who needs an overcoat,
i'm burning with love!*

::does nopants, huge imaginary slippers dance::

You're space heater is sex and I must have it!
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