[So, today Ace decided to check that PC box of his in the Pokemon Center on his way out from work. He's been meaning to take a look into it, maybe figure out how it exactly stores all those Pokemon in it. That's when he finds something that wasn't in there before. A Magikarp. And it comes with a four leaf clover and a note.
For Good Luck
-Snake
...Huh, well that's weird. Why would he send him this, especially for "good luck"? Ace retrieves the fish and looks at the four leaf clo---
...oh, the fourth leaf is just taped onto the rest.
...........
That son of a--]
[Voice; Open (because fuck da filters)]
Ha Ha Ha. Very funny Snake. Real classic. "Four leaf clover for good luck". ...Except, it's not actually a four leaf clover. You just attached the fourth leaf onto it, as a prank. Real riot. I'm dying over here, just dying!
[He scoffs.]
Look, if you want to throw insults how about we do it in person! Bringing the animals into it is rather petty, don't you think!? The least you can do is say it while looking at---
Oh wait. You can't look at me, can you? My mistake. [He lets out a bitter laugh and awaits a reply.]
...
[No answer.]
Snake, where are you!?
[Again, nothing......]
Snake! Show yourself to me, you bastard!
[And then Ace gets mad and proceeds to roar this on the gear.]
SNNNAAAAAAAAKEE!!!