Fourth [Voice/Action for just outside Mt. Mortar (Ecruteak City Side)/Night Time]

[lionedace]

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[The feed begins with a man coughing, followed by him clearing his throat. He looks rather tattered and exhausted, looking much more wore down than usual.]

How does anyone travel in this ridiculous place. Going through a mountain just to get out of that town. It was either that or a freezing cold cave too! I'm too old for this. [He says

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[combat_butler]

--eh? A-Ace-san?! Did I just miss him?

Um... Do you have anything shiny on you? Murkrow are easily distracted by shiny objects!

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[lionedace]

No I -- ow -- don't think -- ow dammit get off!

[He quickly waves his arm around to get the bird off him. Sorry Hayate, but rational sentences may be hard to get out of him right now.]

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[combat_butler]

Aaaa... U-Um... What about a coin?! Do... Do you have any change on you?

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[lionedace]

I-- ow!

[He drops the receiver briefly to try and fight the Murkrow with both hands. Unfortunately there doesn't seem to be anything shiny on Ace -- his new Murkrow just likes playing with her new trainer.]

Damn bird, I should have never caught it!

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[cynicizing]

[... Sneeeeeeeerk.]

Match made in heaven, I'd say-or maybe 'hell' would be more appropriate.

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[lionedace]

Fuck you!

[Not in the mood for your bullshit Santa.]

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[cynicizing]

Yeah, yeah, fuck you too. Do you also say that to your bird?

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[lionedace]

*CRAAAAW*

[The bird replies instead, as it lands atop Ace's head, before the man can return a retort.]

This bird just decided to attack me, thank you.

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[fullmoonstory]

Maybe he's hungry.

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[lionedace]

My hair and face are not food.

[He swings at the Murkrow again and gets it to fly off his shoulder. Unfortunately for Ace it isn't going anywhere, since he captured it.]

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[fullmoonstory]

Well, no, of course not. Sometimes they just need to learn manners.

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[lionedace]

I can't say I'm much of an animal trainer. I just thought that I may as well try and catch one.

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[endlessmagic]

Kyahahahahahahahah!

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[lionedace]

[UGH no fuck you Beatrice. He's not even going to respond to your laughing and just keep trying to get the bird off him.]

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[endlessmagic]

Ufufufufufufufu. What will you do to get out of this situation, hmmm?

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[lionedace]

[He gets the Murkrow off him long enough to answer Beatrice's snark comment and scoffs.]

Get your entertainment somewhere else. I'm not a cl--

voice. I THOUGHT I TAGGED TIS

[yaaaaaawn]

Pff- Ahahahaha! Are these the only friends you can make here?

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[lionedace]

[Oh. It's you.]

Yeah you sound pretty tough without a gun against your h-- stop that!

[GDIT BIRD!!]

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[yaaaaaawn]

Ohohoho! What was that?! I couldn't hear you over the cawwing!

[She hasn't had this much fun in. Ever.]

It might be easier if you actually tried being a decent human being for once and being nice to them. Feed them or something. Usually birds like that, you know.

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[lionedace]

I just caught this animal two days ago, you moron! And I do properly feed them.

[Though he does eat more food than they do ahah...]